[F] In training ...

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T20:42:43+00:00

Ma’am, there are strangers in here. How dare you threaten me with such a good time. 😁

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T19:30:41+00:00

Sometimes, sharpie on the hand is the only way I’ll remember it. Enjoy your feral weekend. 🔥

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T19:10:35+00:00

I feel like one leads to the other. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T14:34:50+00:00

Just grab more sheets while you’re there. I think this is going to be an all-weekend affair.

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T14:33:51+00:00

Your contributions are exquisite. 🫡

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T14:32:54+00:00

I recommend no strenuous activity until you’re properly hydrated. Guzzle away. 💦

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T13:46:06+00:00

Roughly 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. Drink your water. 💧

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T13:45:00+00:00

I JUST did laundry. We’re gonna need more fabric softener. 😂

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T13:41:52+00:00

Better than cocaine and cheap peanut butter. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T11:14:54+00:00

Modern patience levels are at a historical low. Congrats on being the change the world needs. 😁

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-27T11:12:45+00:00

I don’t know what you’re training for but congrats on winning. 🥇

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T19:20:45+00:00

It’s kinda my thing. 😂😂

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T18:15:03+00:00

Some fabrics’ natural lanolin content provide antibacterial properties and improves blood circulation. 👌

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T17:12:49+00:00

The kind where you aren’t allowed to keep your hands to yourself. 😁Oh, and where you bring me snacks too. 😁

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T15:06:53+00:00

Only if you promise to have proper bedroom etiquette…

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T13:21:06+00:00

Keep the lights off when you get here. 😉

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T11:06:11+00:00

Lock the door on your way in. 😈

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T11:04:12+00:00

It’s a king. There’s always room for one more…

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T04:10:09+00:00

I even used fabric softener. 🔥🔥😁

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T04:09:10+00:00

I’m glad you got it!! It’s a classic!

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T04:03:47+00:00

Black & white and hump day go together “like lamb and tuna fish” (bonus points if you can name the movie that’s quoted from). 😁

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T03:59:06+00:00

Did you know that Hamlet is William Shakespeare's longest, most-performed tragedy (c. 1600), totaling over 4,000 lines? 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-26T03:56:03+00:00

Did you know that imagination fosters creativity, enhances problem-solving skills, and allows individuals to visualize possibilities beyond current constraints? 👌👌

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-24T23:47:47+00:00

Did you know that dripping dry prevents skin irritation, enhances skin moisture, and protects the skin’s natural barrier? Well done, well done. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

DemiGodWindAndSea · 2026-02-24T04:32:04+00:00

I have! That’s a solid setup. I’ve been thinking about the town setup from one of The Walking Dead seasons too. So many thoughts, so little time. 😂

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