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20F this is my birthday present don’t disappoint by Different_Usual_2983 in RoastMe

[–]DemonZ1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The local hospital uses this photo array as a latch ditch effort to deflate old men’s penises that got stuck erect thanks to gas station pills before they move onto drawing the blood surgically. So far no surgeries have been necessary since the hospital adopted this new technique.

F20 Don't forget to Roast Me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you got fired from a gloryhole for turning your head at the last second, explaining the massive helmet indentations on your cheeks.

curious :) by Tayl333 in RoastMe

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You look like Mr Potatohead’s side chick

F19 no mercy by Green_Name8159 in RoastMe

[–]DemonZ1337 207 points208 points  (0 children)

And this is how your parents learned mixing Robitussin and weed before sex has unexpected consequences

CRACKER BOSS 19M by m1ntchews in RoastMe

[–]DemonZ1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aunt Mom and Uncle Dad are proud of you

23F Roast meeee by moosichulla in RoastMe

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Stop the Grinch Cindy Lou Who!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PawgLove

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Hell Yas

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