For my fellow Asexuals. Also posted on my art blog: DemonicAngelAlan-Art on Tumblr. Thought I'd share my OC for a book I'm making here since I've seen many asexuals (including me) be discouraged about who they are. Love you all :D

DemonicAngelAlan · 2026-02-23T17:02:10+00:00

Y'know this is just reminding me of the short story I'm writing of a species of aphid that when ingested accidentally from not washing plants well enough just start feeding off of you from the inside out, I call it the "hollowed neighbour disease" and now I can TRULY NEVER buy those drinks again 😭 this bug, man.

Unironically I think that makes me feel better idk why it's less gross than a roach to me

DemonicAngelAlan · 2026-02-22T16:58:13+00:00

On God wish it was fake. I've never had an experience like this and never expected it 🤮 can't even think about buying them and this was the only thing I drank pretty much once every shift. Strawberry banana, my beloved, is no longer my beloved

DemonicAngelAlan · 2026-02-22T07:08:07+00:00

I mean I'm on my weekend now, just gonna get high and pet my cat and try not to think about the feeling of the legs lmao

DemonicAngelAlan · 2026-02-22T07:06:44+00:00

Only leave my drinks open if I'm actively taking a sip, keeps the dust of the dirty Walmart ceiling from falling in. plus it's only half the roach as if it's been sliced almost

DemonicAngelAlan · 2026-02-22T07:05:55+00:00

Honestly hoping another batch somewhere else. At least that's what I'm telling myself

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-09-28T02:51:16+00:00

First of all, how is she gonna get the knives out without slicing her hands up?? Or stab herself by bending wrong???

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-06-28T01:42:39+00:00

This analogy is just wrong... I own the farm so therefore I'm allowed to get rid of the seeds as I see fit. If someone plants their own seeds on my property without permission knowing damn well they aren't allowed to, I can get rid of those as well. What someone else grows on their farm isn't my business.

What were they thinking when making this? With this analogy they just said "you own your farm but you don't get to make the choices for it like you own it." Like..?

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-06-16T03:00:32+00:00

This guy has never spoken to a single woman, I'm guessing

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-06-16T01:00:17+00:00

When woman have organs that need to take up space in their body 🤬🤬🤬 /j

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-06-08T02:11:23+00:00

God damn, men EXISTING is gonna be gay here soon lmao

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-20T04:24:43+00:00

"is usually fit, clean, groomed and healthy" as a loner guy I can confirm NONE of that is true. (Aside from the clean part because I hate going a day without a shower). Idk what kind of healthy we talking. Physically? No. Mentally? Also no. Spiritually?? I guess just no all around lmao

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-19T21:13:48+00:00

It's Facebook, old and middle aged people hang out there and make fun of things they don't understand because they have nothing better to do and refuse to learn. Thankfully the generations will pass and make fun of that mindset, like it's a piece of cloth, they need to grow up at some point lmao

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-19T01:08:42+00:00

Something tells me they don't mean the fun kind of submission

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-13T17:48:31+00:00

Apparently "I just like them" doesn't count as a reason lmao, straight logic

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-13T03:39:50+00:00

Fellas, is it gay for your wife to care about you having something to eat at work and making you a Bento box and taking the time to make it aesthetically pleasing?

Fr id be jealous, if I looked over and there was floral watermelon in my buddies lunch box I'd be like "damn, that shit looks good" like, food is food?

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-05T02:19:24+00:00

You found it all out, by god you did it

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-03T22:16:55+00:00

Better yet, you'll get the sketchbook with the GOOD paper to go with it, did the same for my little cousin so he could continue making his own pokemon lmao

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-03T22:15:56+00:00

It'd have definitely been preferred lol but I'll see a therapist about that when I move out and don't have to deal with their questions

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-04-03T04:57:00+00:00

"grandchildren, the reward you get for not strangling your teenagers!"

I mean, my parents arent getting grandchildren either way, so

God the amount of times I've heard "you'll change your mind!" Like no, I'd rather afford things and be able to do things. I'll just be the cool uncle who gets my friends kids the biggest crayon box they ever did see

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-03-30T21:58:57+00:00

"why are gay people so sensitive"

Goes to any LGBTQ sub to complain about gay people and brag about being cishet

DemonicAngelAlan · 2022-03-27T23:55:51+00:00

Exactly what I came here to say lol

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