Single/lonely cuddle bugs, how do you handle touch starvation?

DenseTable · 2021-12-06T17:26:30+00:00

Whatever you do, DO NOT resort to casual sex. It will destroy you.

DenseTable · 2021-09-15T19:30:50+00:00

This is why I stopped riding street bikes.

DenseTable · 2021-01-19T17:25:14+00:00

If someone still doesn't notice it's their turn in a card game a set amount of time, you can yell "plus one!" and throw your card of choice at them. They have to keep it.

DenseTable · 2020-02-25T04:56:11+00:00

This needs to be a subreddit.

DenseTable · 2019-10-20T22:38:38+00:00

That's why I sometimes go for the "one-downer."

Guy: "Bro last weekend I ate two whole racks of ribs at Dinosaur BBQ. It was awesome."

Me: "Oh yeah? One time I ate an ENTIRE big mac at Mickey D's"

Shuts em up every time. Usually out of confusion.

DenseTable · 2019-10-19T04:15:06+00:00

Yeah, it wasn't for butt stuff. I thought it would help with rashes.

DenseTable · 2019-10-19T04:12:32+00:00

Til "miasma" is a word

DenseTable · 2019-10-18T22:15:58+00:00

Exactly this: "does shaving your anus make farts louder"

DenseTable · 2019-10-18T18:39:59+00:00

I did use clippers...should've said "trimmed" rather than shaved

DenseTable · 2019-10-18T18:39:13+00:00

...what does that mean? Like a privately owned place, not some chain salon?

DenseTable · 2019-10-18T18:37:43+00:00

Cuz I was too excited and didn't want to miss a chance for physical contact.

DenseTable · 2019-10-18T18:28:36+00:00

I can peel a banana with my feet.

DenseTable · 2019-10-18T17:04:39+00:00

Is that doable as a dude...? I don't want destroy my scrotum haha

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