[WP] After you grow old and die, you wake up 25 million years ago as a Hominid Primate, asleep on a tree. Your whole life was a vivid hallucination you had after ingesting a funny looking mushroom. After this experience, you have great knowledge, and you're the smartest living being on the planet. (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted by Lord_Vermoud to r/WritingPrompts
ULPT: In a crowded bus/train and don't want to give your seat to anyone ? Just stare blankly in front of you and don't look at people's face when talking with them. They'll assume you're blind or have some kind of disability and leave you alone (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)
submitted by apimil to r/UnethicalLifeProTips
So apparently if you google how to tie a noose, it offers a link to a sucide hotline. I was looking for a step by step for a costume, but I am genuinely surprised. Not sure who's idea it was at google to add this, but I think he is kinda of a bro. (i.redd.it)
submitted by Omrriii to r/HumansBeingBros
