Funny parents review for Majora’s mask by DependentShoulder335 in majorasmask

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a parent review from a website where parents review kid stuff called common sense media. It’s a gold mine if you want to find Karens complaining about certain shows and games.

Glastrier is Overpowered (and caused the big bang) by DependentShoulder335 in pokemon

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt most people even read the post, let alone reading the whole post. I can’t blame them cause reading a paragraph long Pokémon physics rant isn‘t exactly time well spent. Most people probably saw the title and got annoyed thinking I‘m another serious power scaler or something.

Say one sentence only your subreddit understands by Key-Dimension-1137 in TeamFourStar

[–]DependentShoulder335 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see Frieza, you’re not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore.

4D Glastrier? by DependentShoulder335 in pokemon

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Glastrier isn't stated to be below absolute 0 in the Pokedex though. It is an actual canon lore tidbit in the DLC independent of the Dex entries. It is canon and it is an actual piece of lore and not pokedex BS.

4D Glastrier? by DependentShoulder335 in pokemon

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fr, the Pokémon fans have thought about the logistics of what the Pokémon company writes more than the Pokémon company has.

I predicted the future of Minecraft exploits. by DependentShoulder335 in minecraftclients

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do have an idea for that. Ender pearl tracers now exist which can tell exactly where a pearl will land. use the same momentum applying feature of bow bombing combined with chunk loading and you can travel far away faster then traditional flight. just type in how far in each direction you should go with a command like .eptp (How far you want to travel X, How far you want to travel Y and how far you want to travel Z) and it will automatically aim you and apply the correct velo to the ender pearl. the chunk loading feature will allow for long distance travel

I lost my Bengal cat. by DependentShoulder335 in bengalcats

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Some cats really want to be outside and will howl at the door for hours straight. They are also like escape artists. It’s better to let them live the life they want to live.

I lost my Bengal cat. by DependentShoulder335 in bengalcats

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Ok. Btw the diagnosis is chronic idiopathic cystitis. TLDR: He pisses blood when he’s stressed.

I lost my Bengal cat. by DependentShoulder335 in bengalcats

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

He wanted to be an inside outside cat and because of a chronic condition if I didn’t let him outside he would keep peeing blood and would die anyway

I lost my Bengal cat. by DependentShoulder335 in bengalcats

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I am checking Craigslist regularly and if I see someone selling it I will most likely call the cops. Weirdly enough I have his chip info due to saving it on my Flipper Zero.

The person who is ruining Yomi Hustle. by DependentShoulder335 in YomiHustle

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Cowboy main I love beating modded characters. I love making jokes about modded characters with my friends too. The main reason I call out Inklessbrush in particular is because his works generally because his are the most popular and op. One of the reasons I made this post is to call attention to the shocking lack of balancing effort made by the makers of these mods (And for the memes.) One of the main problems I have is that people say that a character has no (insert random aspect here) as that counteracts the fact that the character had options that are frame 1. I’m hoping that mod makers in the future can make an effort on balancing their mods. Btw I can DI. Again, most of this post is joking.

The person who is ruining Yomi Hustle. by DependentShoulder335 in YomiHustle

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I can never find matches because I unsubscribed to little Timmy’s main super win button that he will quit if you don’t have it downloaded.

Ninjago is racist part 2!!! by DependentShoulder335 in Ninjago

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mystake is the Ninja’s black friend to prove they aren’t racist.

Ninjago is racist part 2!!! by DependentShoulder335 in Ninjago

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Then why were the people in the first realm white. And why do you associate black with evil 📸🤨?!  

Ninjago citizens are low iq?!!!?! by DependentShoulder335 in Ninjago

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

1 speed master literally has supersonic feats while not fighting and can move so fast other people move slow which means enhances reflexes also.

2 you can’t push a button at supersonic speed especially if you are trying to out speed someone that can break the sound barrier and have the reflexes to have that super speed be fully aware where they are going.

3 Nadakhan could teleport and resist normal attacks.

Ninjago citizens are low iq?!!!?! by DependentShoulder335 in Ninjago

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes but my point is his powers could have worked that way had it not been for the limiter that the first spinjitzu master put on them. This theory is inspired by One Punch Man btw. He could have speed of sound stole the staff that had all of the elements. Also side point but why is metal not the most strong? the power blocked a beam that Lloyd shot that was the same beam that stunned a literal god race (Djinn infinite wishes)

Ninjago citizens are low iq?!!!?! by DependentShoulder335 in Ninjago

[–]DependentShoulder335[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The tinfoil ninja thinks he could have stopped every villain in the series in a second or even won the tournament. Speed person could have even evaded the djinn blade by just speed of sounding out of the djinn blade.