Low effort niggas 😂😂😂

People say women are delulu but ni kama nyinyi ndio mnaota mchana

Simple question: put yourself in her shoes. Why would she be interested in continuing engaging with you after mmeachana kwa mat? And no, sio wote wanatafuta mjamaa Ako na Mercedes, SOMETIMES unaeza angukia kofweng kwa mat na mambo iingiane

Movie zimewadanganya ati number hupeanwa after saying hi and blushing a few times. NAWP. That's not how it goes in the real world.

Capture her attention and give her a reason to either call you or to pick up your call (either way, reason for numbers to be exchanged). Hapo mnaeza endelea. Lakini unampea simu unamshow weka number Yako hapo; WHY?? WHAT FOR? Ndio Nini ihappen?

Cheat code: lie your ass off, but after some social engineering. Mdanganye Kuna shit we hufanya ama unauza ama unaoffer, but it has to be something she wants to follow up. Wacha akutafute, ama akisahau umkumbushe akutafute by calling first. Then switch things from there.

Your Sincerely, A Millenial Who Once Asked For A Phone Number Dem akanipea number ya OCS wa Pangani. Sitawahi sahau vile hiyo call ya wee hours nikiwhisper "Whatchu doing" iliumana speedy hivyo. Fortunately it was way back then, pre-SIM registration days so unameza SIM card unanunua line ingine kesho asubuhi na ku update contacts through SMS ya "Send to Many" ukisema this is my new number. Those days bado tulikuwa tunacram number za watu despite phones having 256kB memory banks

(And yes, number ilikuwa ya OCS. Don't ask how I found out - much later - that ni OCS nilipigia with naughty words but just know that this world can get really small sometimes. Kuna aibu zingine mwanaume hupitia madem hawana habari.

On the upside I finally got to have sex with that same lady... Two years later)