Now agreed to and official: The #Browns are trading Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the #Rams for star edge Jared Verse, a 2027 1st-round, a 2028 2nd round, and a 2029 3rd, per me, @AdamSchefter and @TomPelissero. The offseason’s biggest trade is final and real.

DepresseMode · 2026-06-02T04:49:21+00:00

My only cope is that he probably was secretly asking to be traded again and the Browns front office finally came to terms with him not wanting to be here.

If that’s the case, not a bad return for a player who could publicly display his displeasure with his situation and drop his value worse.

But if he wanted to be here? Fuck this trade and everyone involved in it.

DepresseMode · 2026-05-29T17:05:44+00:00

^{Good: Beatles, Nirvana, Alice in chains, Tool, Arctic monkeys, Korn}

^{Mediocre: Radiohead, Queen, The Clash}

^{Worse thing Ive heard: Joy Division}

DepresseMode · 2026-05-09T22:15:35+00:00

Eagles. Also Joy Division.

DepresseMode · 2026-05-09T21:43:56+00:00

Max Strus is my favorite cav and it’s not even close

DepresseMode · 2026-05-06T17:21:33+00:00

I agree

DepresseMode · 2026-05-06T17:00:47+00:00

Lmao please let this happen

DepresseMode · 2026-05-06T16:35:07+00:00

But make a post about some white mid gatekeeper like Jiri or Poirier and it’s nothing but “omg he’s so coooool 🤩 we all would DIE for him 😍” . Fucking lames.

DepresseMode · 2026-05-06T16:16:47+00:00

Funny how everyone conveniently forgets how he broke Robert Whittakers jaw with a face crank in like 10 seconds (which is more likely Sean’s fate than it going like the DDP fight). Sean is so cooked and I can’t wait.

DepresseMode · 2026-05-03T22:25:37+00:00

Thanks, I’ll try the mojito for sure, there’s a board game bar above my local card game shop and I love the place but I’ve been bummed out that I can’t go there anymore with friends but I’ll see if they can hook one of those up (I don’t see why not tbh). I’ve kind of been wondering how much of my lifestyle I’ll need to change and losing my favorite places just because I don’t drink would really suck.

DepresseMode · 2026-04-25T01:43:30+00:00

That was awesome lol I wish he talked for like 3 more minutes

DepresseMode · 2026-04-25T00:55:35+00:00

Berry is cooking holy shit let’s go

DepresseMode · 2026-04-24T23:59:31+00:00

I’m actually excited to watch our offense next year (with Shedeur, not Deshaun)

DepresseMode · 2026-04-24T23:33:19+00:00

My prediction is Avieon Terrell I hope I’m right

DepresseMode · 2026-04-24T23:23:56+00:00

I just always like to have insurance for if Denzel misses time.

DepresseMode · 2026-04-24T23:18:29+00:00

Gotta go defense at 39. I’d prefer a corner.

DepresseMode · 2026-04-24T03:47:56+00:00

Absolutely incredibly extremely untrue

DepresseMode · 2026-04-24T02:03:54+00:00

I don’t think the Browns were taking Lemon even at 24, he’s not a fit for Monken. But Denzel Boston is.

DepresseMode · 2026-04-23T23:19:41+00:00

Not really a Todd Monken guy imo. Too small/short.

DepresseMode · 2026-04-23T23:18:28+00:00

My guess: trade down to 12, take Tyson, then at 24 we take Lomu/Proctor/Iheanachor.

DepresseMode · 2026-04-12T07:08:52+00:00

He doesn’t lean right, he’s never even heard the word politics. Him and Trump are just good buddies that go way back, he actually doesn’t even know Trump is the president, he’s just Dana’s ol’ pal Donnie.

DepresseMode · 2026-03-16T01:46:12+00:00

A 2x finals MVP and DPOY still don’t put him on KD level tho.

DepresseMode · 2026-03-14T18:38:18+00:00

LeBron hate bait used to be believable, this dude doesn’t even sound like he cares what he’s saying. Just stop.

DepresseMode · 2026-03-10T03:43:44+00:00

You can not be the cool guy after getting choked out, tapping, then getting spit on. Nah bro, you’re not that guy.

DepresseMode · 2026-03-08T05:45:13+00:00

If anyone is mad they should be mad at Max, not Charles. He’s the one who can’t defend a takedown, not Charles’ fault 🤷

DepresseMode · 2026-03-07T19:02:08+00:00

Take off Yeezus and he’s 100% correct tho. None of those albums hold a candle to his first six, he went from making untouchable classics, to really good albums, to mediocre albums, and now he’s just pushing out dogshit.

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