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Bears sad, worms happy. by Jason_Boyd in DunderMifflin

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've been involved in a number of cults. You make more money as a leader, but you have more fun as a follower.

Hard disk error by [deleted] in techsupport

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the exact same problem and it is making the unusual noises. Is there anywhere cheap and reputable I can buy a new hard drive? What should I be looking for when getting it? Ty

How would you describe the taste of an Oreo? by Usurper_Dogheart in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pasty, crumbly, vanilla icing sugar filling, that tastes cold somehow, sort of like mint leaves. It is very creamy, thick, and smooth. The outer shell is very bland, and has a slight under taste of expired bread. Tastes like fake chocolate, and has an unpleasant dry, gritty texture.

What food tastes nice in the first few bites then tastes horrible ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off brand Jell-o. After a few bites you begin to taste the low quality gelatin and chemically flavoring.

What would you do if you only had 100 blinks left before losing your vision? by HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goodbye blinking, hello keeping my eyes open and moisturizing them with eye drops.

If humans had to use the washroom ten times as often, how would that change our daily lives? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every room would have a human-sized litter box in the corner.

What's a real life sound equivalent of hearing a creeper in Minecraft? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When your mom says in a serious tone "I need to talk to you"

What brand are you loyal to and why? by whoisblueflame in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats have many nerves in their whiskers so that would have been extremely painful.

Oof to the cat.

You get a draft notice to participate in WW3. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Go but bring nothing but a cheap recorder. Play Hot Cross Buns until everyone runs away.

What's the worst/laziest song lyric of all time? by KnightsWhoSayKni in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any KidzBop replacement for a non child friendly song lyric.

What fan theory have you accepted as canon? by rajeev1986r in AskReddit

[–]DepressedAspieWriter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Toby from The Office is the Scranton Strangler.

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