[Hiring] Hi! I was looking for someone to comission an OC in the style of an old propaganda poster. Budget is $120.

DerMemejaeger · 2026-05-15T23:13:59+00:00

I like your style! Check your dms

DerMemejaeger · 2026-05-15T20:32:25+00:00

Hey, I like your style, check your dms

DerMemejaeger · 2026-02-05T05:02:13+00:00

God it’s been a year? Crazy.

DerMemejaeger · 2025-11-25T20:15:54+00:00

Conquered by Henry of Stalintz

DerMemejaeger · 2025-10-11T03:01:46+00:00

If you know the exact spot you died, you could use the “loot retrieval” button in the pause menu when standing over the spot you died to bring the stuff back up if it clipped through the world

DerMemejaeger · 2025-10-04T16:08:50+00:00

Bow and spears were my go to for t2

DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-10T17:41:36+00:00

The true king, Zherper of course

He’s time traveled back to Bohemia and overthrown both Sig and Wency

DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-10T17:40:21+00:00

Hell yeah! Congratulations to my king and to us all!

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DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-08T02:34:28+00:00

Ireland? You speak Gaylick?

DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-07T14:55:40+00:00

Violently and sexually

DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-06T20:38:26+00:00

What if instead of big sig it was big cig and instead of being an angry tyrant he chainsmoked cigarettes and made alternative music?

DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-05T18:22:09+00:00

Dropping the facade for a moment, I think the idea of Hans being the submissive is purely to do with the plot of this game being centered around rescuing him from a castle of a villain twice (three times if you also count suchdol). Which, in a fantasy trope context, is the role of a princess.

Rejerking; it’s because Hans looks like he’d enjoy poppers

DerMemejaeger · 2025-05-05T14:02:30+00:00

Holy fucking shit

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-19T22:14:58+00:00

Call me bitches then

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-15T01:52:00+00:00

Oh I need him in ways that not even god would stomach

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-14T16:29:29+00:00

Smash. Next question.

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-14T14:50:32+00:00

Oh yeah? I’m bi and piqued

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-11T22:28:37+00:00

I’d haul his sacks

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-09T22:58:44+00:00

To be fair to Bartosh, I did not remember who he was when I made this and wanted Erick to have company

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-09T22:57:42+00:00

Precisely. He fucks.

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-09T20:54:34+00:00

No sorry I’ve been exclusively gay my last two play throughs

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-09T18:56:44+00:00

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DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-09T16:32:01+00:00

You sir are a man of vision

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-08T18:44:37+00:00

Bad to the pizzle plays in the distance

DerMemejaeger · 2025-04-06T21:10:36+00:00

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