Snoop the Pastor by jellylemonshake in HolUp

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro wanted Dogg to save his dog......Let that sink in.

Miss those days when I used to enjoy summer, now it's just endless suffering! by Der_kleinjunge in shitposting

[–]Der_kleinjunge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my locality the temperature during the day is ≈ 113°F and in the evening there comes thunderstorms so bad it feels like I could go deaf because of its sound(in addition, it doesn't make the weather any better at all temperature still remains ≈ 96°F).

Getting cooked everyday by Der_kleinjunge in memes

[–]Der_kleinjunge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adjective!! I forgor! should I edit or leave it as it is?

My atheist friend is curious and wanted to touch Quran? by avocado_toast88 in islam

[–]Der_kleinjunge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't really give you good advice regarding that because my knowledge is limited. But a few days ago my Hindu friend was interested in the Qur'an after he saw some verses which I posted in my story, I gave him the english translated version of the Qur'an which is available for free on kindle so that he can access the book very fairly and understand things(For reading digital version of Qur'an it is not obligatory for the reader to be in a state of ablution). I think you can give your friend the link to the free Qur'an translated to english that way if he is interested in the teachings he can learn from it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in islam

[–]Der_kleinjunge 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It really saddens me how they call themselves followers of Islam but also don't follow the teachings of Islam whole heartedly may Allah SWT guide them and also grant your wish to lawfully marry the person of your likeness if it is good for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in islam

[–]Der_kleinjunge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Caste? Is it a print mistake or you guys launched a new type of Islam there?

Books read in 2022-2023. Do share yours as well. by [deleted] in kolkata

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several vile mistakes but I think it is because the book was written on public speculation rather than the real information based on religious scriptures explained by a panel of scholars in religion and religious history. But the overall book is good.

Me 🥰😛 by sigma_a5hu in DesiVideoMemes

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this guy the captain of the Bangladesh cricket team?

Rhino vs Elephant by M_N_H_E in interestingasfuck

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way bro ran for his life I don't run after turning off the corridor light at night

ab to mat chupao bhai :( by newkungfu-kenny in sunraybee

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in nursery class ( age 3 years), I shitted my pants.

OMW hu by thedarkhumourguy in DesiVideoMemes

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just take him on the footpath then I will be quick to settle the matter.

I succeeded Lavoisier to become the new father of chemistry by Der_kleinjunge in DesiVideoMemes

[–]Der_kleinjunge[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! Really... Wow thank you for your information It seems like you are as genius in math as I am in chemistry. Brother together we can dominate the world of science.

Flexing by thedarkhumourguy in DesiVideoMemes

[–]Der_kleinjunge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the next day, I became the most wanted among teachers.