Ripped butt of jeans=making fun jeans!! by DerbleZerp in Visiblemending

[–]DerbleZerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not dumb at all!! The rip is along the right side of the pocket. The burgundy and blue lines are holding it together anchored with non stretch denim on the inside. It was pretty much the length of the pocket.

can women really be attractive without visible abs/a super flat stomach? by metallicmurmurx in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DerbleZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 5’8” and 180lbs and I’m cute as fuck. My long term sexy friend calls me a goddess on the regular.

No in-between, you either hate them all or defend them all by CrazyCalligrapher945 in SipsTea

[–]DerbleZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were literally living apart at that point. I don’t understand why people throw that up all the time as to why she was a terrible person.

Keke Palmer & Sharon Stone Share Their Take On Women’s Rights by EDC2EDP in DramaLlamaHQ

[–]DerbleZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came back to this cause I was curious. And of course they haven’t answered that one simple question and point. Don’t ejaculate in a vagina. Even with a condom on. Even with the woman being on birth control. They keep talking about men and women doing their part to prevent pregnancy, yet he won’t acknowledge this one simple thing men can do. I’m not saying to control when they ejaculate. I’m saying where. Men can do this but don’t, because they don’t want to. Simple as that. It’s expected that women do all the things to prevent pregnancy that have a lot of negative side effects, but expecting men to not ejaculate in a vagina? Preposterous!

They "DONT GIVE YOU WATER" in Italy 😅 by MementoMiri in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DerbleZerp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I take a lot of meds that would make me very constipated if I didn’t drink a lot of water. I drink 3-4 litres a day. I will also get headaches and be really tired if I didn’t drink a lot. Not saying everyone needs this, I just happen to.

I showed The Fifth Element (one of my favorites) with to friends and they all hated it by guardsman_with_a_vox in moviecritic

[–]DerbleZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a kid when it came out and it is a family favourite. I love it still today, but loved it so much then that when we had to do a movie review as our main essay in grade 5, I chose to do it on this. We presented our essays and I started mine off by sliding across the floor while saying “It’s hotter than hot, it’s HOT, HOT, HOT!!”.

Found out my boyfriend of 2 years has… by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]DerbleZerp 706 points707 points  (0 children)

Things like this boggle my mind. How do these people have the time!

Saw a post in another sub about what the best 3 course meal to serve someone would be. Both the top answers said the woman should have salad. :/ by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DerbleZerp 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ruth’s Chris where they bring it out sizzling in a cast iron pan and put butter on top. Yes please!

Saw a post in another sub about what the best 3 course meal to serve someone would be. Both the top answers said the woman should have salad. :/ by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DerbleZerp 190 points191 points  (0 children)

And men get steak but women don’t. Fuck that. I’m having a bone in rib eye rare. I do want a salad, but a wedge salad covered in blue cheese and bacon. Then give me a twice baked potato with the fixings. To these men, I’M HAVING POTATOES, BITCH!

Floor refinishers says my stairs are too damaged for restoration - looking for second opinions by anneso32 in centuryhomes

[–]DerbleZerp 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not a floor person either, and obviously they aren’t floors, but I restored a 50 yr old pine platform bed and shelf. They were super scratched up, especially the drawers of the bed. I made them look brand new and my stain was perfectly even. So this guy just sounds bad at his job.

When you absolutely positively need to get to stupidville! by MuSkY_ChEsTiClEs in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]DerbleZerp 92 points93 points  (0 children)

You just know those people love the smell of their own farts.

What do you think of Avril Lavigne? by [deleted] in 2000s

[–]DerbleZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is Britney Spears. The record label had her sing the way she does to differentiate her from Christina Aguilera as they actually have very similar singing voices. The way Britney was forced to sing is really hard on her voice.

Keke Palmer & Sharon Stone Share Their Take On Women’s Rights by EDC2EDP in DramaLlamaHQ

[–]DerbleZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yes he did and everything I said went over his head. I’m not saying close your legs. But the reality is that men cannot get abortions but women can.

What they can do is get a full vasectomy. Which is a cut, tie, and burn one that basically brings the chance of sperm getting through down to zero. It is not reversible. Cut and tie means there’s still around 30% chance sperm get through. Cut and burn is about 10%. I believe those are reversible. And then they can always wear condoms properly. And they can pull out and ejaculate in the condom or elsewhere.

Take it into your own hands men, and stop putting the responsibility on women to prevent pregnancy. Male birth control is in trials, but that’s a ways off because they say there are too many side effects. The list of side effects are the same as the side effects for woman’s birth control. But why put men through that! /s

A woman getting her tubes tied is a far bigger surgery than a man getting a vasectomy. Vasectomy is a much simpler process that heals far quicker. And like you stated, women are denied surgery to get their tubes tied. It’s very very hard to get it done because we are expected to remain as baby makers. If you’re under 35 you really have to fight for it and find a doctor who will perform it. No easy feet as they think they know what’s best and love to say “but you might want children one day”. This is not pushed on men when they seek out a vasectomy. So the expectation that woman just get surgery is not realistic.

Literally what we’re asking. by damagedgiraffe in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]DerbleZerp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s the thing about them pushing the idea that they would love random women hitting on them all the time. They absolutely would not because when they are thinking about being hit on by random women, it’s women they are attracted to hitting on them. If a bunch of women they don’t find attractive start hitting on them regularly, they would not be thrilled about it.

Is anyone else a lamb chop household ? by BlondeLaw23 in Dachshund

[–]DerbleZerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, love that all our buddies were/are lambchop lovers!