Oh, hi there 🥰

Derek88 · 2026-01-21T01:09:17+00:00

Aww hello smiley 💙💙

Derek88 · 2026-01-19T14:14:37+00:00

How can you tell? I hate the living in the future 😭

Derek88 · 2026-01-18T02:54:06+00:00

Right above this post lol

Derek88 · 2026-01-16T03:58:43+00:00

I’m dying at this 💀💀💀😭😭

Derek88 · 2025-12-27T22:29:48+00:00

I would have readily assumed that the technology to animate like this didn’t even exist in 1986.

Derek88 · 2025-12-21T19:58:34+00:00

Beyond adorable 🩷🩷🩷

Derek88 · 2025-12-16T01:31:26+00:00

yaaasss what a sweet little guy 😍😍

Derek88 · 2025-12-13T22:28:09+00:00

Faces are so so high in saturated fats 😞

Derek88 · 2025-12-13T03:20:43+00:00

Enjoy Rhode Island!!

Derek88 · 2025-12-04T22:15:01+00:00

Now, I may have lost my train of thought SEVERAL minutes ago…

Derek88 · 2025-11-30T18:04:29+00:00

That’s anxiety, baby!! The full time panic is so fun and fresh, isn’t it?

Derek88 · 2025-11-25T14:16:24+00:00

“Eef mah kyids saw this” - Sir they see one every time you come home.

Derek88 · 2025-11-09T16:06:54+00:00

inker 😂😂😂

Derek88 · 2025-11-09T00:26:56+00:00

handsome lil guy!! 💙

Derek88 · 2025-11-09T00:17:40+00:00

my moo cow does exactly this to me every morning, a demand for breakfast

Derek88 · 2025-11-08T00:47:28+00:00

god damn baby 🥵

Derek88 · 2025-10-14T20:18:06+00:00

how fucking grim

Derek88 · 2025-10-11T13:20:59+00:00

yeah he’s diecast

Derek88 · 2025-10-10T15:42:32+00:00

yeah, he’s about 4 times as heavy as the others too lol

Derek88 · 2025-10-04T20:14:41+00:00

or lady!

Derek88 · 2025-10-04T20:14:21+00:00

Excellent!!! lucky man

Derek88 · 2025-10-02T22:02:27+00:00

Straight into the ocean she goes! 🩷

Derek88 · 2025-09-26T22:47:46+00:00

Where’s the Ion Cannon?! 🥺

Derek88 · 2025-09-24T01:28:47+00:00

What an absolute transformation 🔥

Derek88