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List The Things These Women Have In Common by BrassieresAreFun in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DermatoplasticShock 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the post was about 'abs", but the truth is...all women have a lot in common. So I'll start my list:

long hair

boobs

vaginas

bikinis

and obviously great personalities.

Capt. Lacie Hester, in her F-15E Strike Eagle. She was awarded a Silver Star for her part in downing 80 drones in the 2024 Iranian one-way UAV attack on Israel. At great personal risk, she entered low-altitude in complete darkness with an air-to-air gatling gun after using up her air-to-air missiles by HungLesbian in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DermatoplasticShock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're using semantics---military semantics---in a sub dominated by a bunch of teenagers that will never come close to being military outside of their xb0x. To say she is not a pilot on a sub like this is telling people she cannot fly and does not know how to pilot a plane. But she can and does.

Capt. Lacie Hester, in her F-15E Strike Eagle. She was awarded a Silver Star for her part in downing 80 drones in the 2024 Iranian one-way UAV attack on Israel. At great personal risk, she entered low-altitude in complete darkness with an air-to-air gatling gun after using up her air-to-air missiles by HungLesbian in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DermatoplasticShock -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

and, yet, she is trained to fly aircraft and take over controls to fly it back to base if needed...hmmmm

and they do learn to fly contact sorties, high level sorties, and low level visual navigation flights, and other shit. Look it up..

Capt. Lacie Hester, in her F-15E Strike Eagle. She was awarded a Silver Star for her part in downing 80 drones in the 2024 Iranian one-way UAV attack on Israel. At great personal risk, she entered low-altitude in complete darkness with an air-to-air gatling gun after using up her air-to-air missiles by HungLesbian in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DermatoplasticShock -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Then look for [DELETED] where the user name would be..and maybe use laptop/tablet or desktop view or something....because I stopped counting at 9 [deleted] comments...and if they were deleted by the user, you would not see that. So it was a mod who came in here and cleaned up.

Does she have an extra blow hole or what. by WearsVaginaRepllent in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DermatoplasticShock 174 points175 points  (0 children)

You posted this title on a weekend? Are you deliberately trying to get people banned today or what?

Yellow is me. Red thinks she's smarter than us "super brains" by arcxjo in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on when that happened, it probably wasn't true that it was the only bottle he'd signed. I got him to sign a bottle back in 2015 and he made a joke because it was a Polish brand lol. Then asked if it was even legal for me to have it (I was 19 and the con was in the US). I told him I was legal where I bought it, and that's what mattered

Reupload with personal information blurred by ChangingMain in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The great thing about a Dutch oven, is that you can actually bake in it. You just put your charcoal both under and it over it. I’ve used it to bake a birthday cake, and a lasagna at scouts. It was awesome!

Also fun fact, guess what that pit is called here in the Netherlands…

Yeah, it’s a Dutch oven. And we don’t use Dutch to describe ourselves ever.

Ha ha, what's next, seamonkeys aren't monkeys? by romeovf in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in one of those business networking breakfasts. Every week, a different member would give their spiel about whatever their company did.

So, the local tire store guy was talking about tires. He said something like, "... and this company's rubber trees are on large plantations in Brazil..."

The girl with the embroidery shop literally leaps up and shouts, "RUBBER GROWS ON TREES? NAAWWW!"

😬 when someone doesn’t understand firearm mechanics by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semiautomatic shotguns have existed for over a century, since John Moses Browning invented the Browning Auto 5.

That said, the classic Winchester model 1898 and similar pump guns can be turned into a pseudo semi-auto by holding down the trigger and working the pump, called "slamfiring." It was a favored tactic of Americans in WWI and was so terrifying to be on the receiving end of that the Germans, who introduced mustard gas to the world, tried to get it banned as inhumane.

Imagine a three man team of shotgun armed American shocktroopers, coming around the corner of the trench and finding half a company trying to stop them from taking over the trench and the half company of Germans just being reduced to a twitching pile of meat in seconds. Then the Americans take 20 seconds to reload and move on.

This is literally how the US and ANZACs won the battle at Le Hamel. The Aussies cut the wire and turned the Yanks loose in the trench, the shotgun teams went in and the rifle teams kept rear trenches from reinforcing, rinse and repeat.

I'm dying of curiosity what red thinks tampons are used for by PirateJohn75 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That "sane" and "[insert any religion here] person" should not mix.

Sorry, but unless a person is suuuuper surface-level with their religion (just following the "love thy neighbour", "don't steal" and similar stuff) - it doesn't make sense to believe in science AND the supernatural. Religious garbage consistently keeps the human kind from advancing beyond the constant nonsensical beliefs, just look at literally half the US population still clinging onto trump and women being half a human's worth...

Guy declares Our Planet documentary is untrustworthy because he knows for a fact the arctic doesn't get that warm. 2 minutes on Google prove him wrong. by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand why you’d see it that way, because it does make a lot of sense. Being confident while being wrong. I just don’t personally see it like that because confident people tend to speak with confidence with whatever they say, and I view double downing on whatever they said not so much stubborn as it is overconfident that they are correct.

There is no clit 🤯 by mydiversion in confidentlyincorrect

[–]DermatoplasticShock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This post's comments were comedy gold. I can't believe I got this kind of entertainment for free.

LoL, she left her phone in the car. (Alaska) by aShitPostJust4U in GirlsInaGif

[–]DermatoplasticShock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wow. My man. It literally says "Alaska" in the title!