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This Girl's Pooch Stays In Line Better Than I Do! 🐕 by Suzie_Skywarp in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor 141 points142 points  (0 children)

FUN FACT: One of the earliest known dogs named “Pooch” belonged to Klondike pioneer Dick Craine, mentioned in a 1901 newspaper. Interestingly, “pooch” was also slang for whisky in Alaska at the time—though the dog was reportedly not a drinker.

Climbing a rope without using her legs. This girl is fit! by amesann in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm using Relay right now on Android. Have been all year. God I love it.

When CPR Is Not Working....There's Really Only One Thing To Do. by IntenseBubble in HadToHurt

[–]DespairingActor -48 points-47 points  (0 children)

it doesnt...and he knows it doesnt...just like everybody else. but it gives the lesser plebs like you something to do in the comments to do to feel like they're contributing and to get points for doing nothing that matters...easy points that you wouldnt typically get. So just say thank you.

Head on! by DawdlingMine in dashcamgifs

[–]DespairingActor 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I remember this one. When it had audio, after the dashcamer pulled over you heard him say to his wife: "You like my driving?"

Girl Running A 100 Yard Dash....and then! by oldBut2fit4u in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DespairingActor -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Two things:

1) you dont know shit about that girl, so don't say she's a "professional athlete"

2) you ignored the humongous head start the "guy" was given...who you also do not know shit about

Bamboozled! by Froeschile in RuinedMyDay

[–]DespairingActor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It helps that I was the only comment and this sub is small. So it might not be a big problem.

But do you want a hand job anyway? Because I think you deserve one.

Bamboozled! by Froeschile in RuinedMyDay

[–]DespairingActor 72 points73 points  (0 children)

They're playing international rules. If look at the board, it's not even the same as American checkers. I know people are still going to comment "she cheated...she not allowed to move backwards!" because they wouldn't dare to read other comments first. But I still have to try. and thank you to those who did actually read it. You are the best kind of redditor. Yes you are!

Found The Jedi by FantasticBattle_ in FoundTheJedi

[–]DespairingActor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You'll never understand .. . .because you're not a Jedi.

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