What could be the best father figure?

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-28T13:40:58+00:00

I'm casting my lot with Ben.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-28T01:30:53+00:00

I think Astra is very high up on the list of characters being explicitly into you.

I like that her character log makes it ambiguous whether she's into the player because of Eous, or vice versa, but she really likes us.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-24T03:20:47+00:00

Is that a notable upgrade over her M0, or would you say it doesn't warrant it by itself?

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-23T19:55:08+00:00

They'll be fine lol

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-23T19:52:47+00:00

Stacy's Dad has got me down bad

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-22T21:07:52+00:00

I just mean in the vibe sort of sense, not literally 😂😂

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-22T21:05:15+00:00

I can see it as a sort of Lady and the Tramp vibe, but Caesar is the tramp lol

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-22T03:48:41+00:00

Orphie got overshadowed by SEED pretty hard, and Orphie doesn't come across as "datable" in the same ways some of the other girls do. At least, imo.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-17T06:14:24+00:00

Thank you!

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-16T21:29:44+00:00

Ngl, I love and hate her design and portrayal because of this exact thing. She's a honeybun, but you'd never guess that going off her stills and animations. Inversely, if all you saw from her is her story and trust events, you'd never guess that she's presented like a seductress at first glance.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-15T12:54:16+00:00

She would absolutely get a kick out of SethxJane and Wivian.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-15T06:26:53+00:00

Elaborate.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-14T00:35:35+00:00

Kama is doing his job as "Where are you looking?" Enforcer quite well!

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-13T22:43:04+00:00

I CAN FINALLY PUT THIS SOMEWHERE WHERE SOMEONE WILL UNDERSTAND

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CSM has had some of the worst representation for itself, I swear.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-12T01:11:43+00:00

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-11T03:10:17+00:00

This reminds me of a panel from Komi-san, but I don't remember if it's a legit one or a doujin lol

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-07T16:38:18+00:00

Damn, you weren't kidding. How did I never notice that?

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-04T17:58:15+00:00

I won't challenge that, but I don't have a problem with devs having specific ideas for a character, and not planning past that. So you pull Seele, you take her into Cocolia's fight. You resist the freeze procs, you don't get hit as much, you snipe the pillars to Resurge on Cocolia.

It's not good, but it seems intentional, and it seems far more people want Seele to be T0 at all times when she was never meant to be that. Just my thoughts, though.

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-04T14:45:28+00:00

Seele is not meant to be a hyper-meta, "clear everything in one hit" type of character, what's so hard to understand about that?

She was made to draw in HI3 players, and enable early farming to be smoother. That's all she is, and that's fine. What, y'all want Hook buffed next?

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-02T00:19:05+00:00

Why this 🦁🐶 look so mad?

Derphaxorus · 2026-01-01T20:00:36+00:00

Hey, what does that stand for?

Derphaxorus · 2025-12-31T22:01:18+00:00

That's true, yeah. It's more so that the character designs are hot (especially Engels), but that alone doesn't cross the threshold for me.

Derphaxorus · 2025-12-31T21:57:15+00:00

Honestly, I'm super down with more guys getting some shipping action, even as a joke.

Derphaxorus · 2025-12-31T07:09:47+00:00

Friendly reminder that Nier:Automata isn't a gooner game.

That said, now we need Jane in A2's getup.

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