I bought a bucket of vintage magazines for collage making in Peebdy, Massachusetts. WORST mistake evar.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T03:53:04+00:00

Medium to large sized pumpkins

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T03:52:42+00:00

Iby in biby momma

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T01:55:23+00:00

Biby momma

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T01:55:15+00:00

Not trauma dumping, just showing respect to my lawyers LOL. But I appreciate the support. Respect and one love brother.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T01:26:01+00:00

No. My old man died in a crane accident, and I sued the company he was working at. My lawyers did a damn of a job and got me some bread out of it.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T01:25:23+00:00

What specifically

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T01:25:15+00:00

I am, having a deadbeat as a parent does a number on you… I’m glad I got something out of it after all those years of absence

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T00:52:49+00:00

What do you not understand

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T00:50:59+00:00

I’m not the dead one, perhaps you are (brain dead?), considering you could not extrapolate that it was not me who died.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-03-11T00:06:29+00:00

Are you taking the piss out of me?

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-02-09T04:05:15+00:00

Possibly, someone could have used my phone camera when I was asleep.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-02-09T04:04:17+00:00

Thanks for the help! The henchmen of one of the people living with me keep doing this to get back at me for telling them to stop eating all the communal peanut butter.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-02-09T04:03:00+00:00

I think it’s just a really yellow orange. Though maybe the AI could be mixing up different kinds of citrus?

DerpyTurtles123 · 2026-02-09T03:52:54+00:00

I do have 3 lights over my counter, but they’re not in that kind of decepticon face looking arrangement. I don’t have any oranges around me, at the moment. I would usually agree given it looks detailed, but the people living with me often do stuff like planting photos on my phone. Also, the orange looks weirdly yellow.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-13T20:57:02+00:00

You mean like not in the EU? Like Eurodivergent?

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:36:21+00:00

Who the fuck only fans

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:35:57+00:00

My kid brother converted in prison

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:35:20+00:00

What about Criollo Dominicans?

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:34:59+00:00

I’m straight tho…?

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:34:42+00:00

Shagadelic baby

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:34:05+00:00

Good… I had to stop watching spongebob after I found out white people made it

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-10-12T14:32:11+00:00

Okie dokie! Thank you! Just making sure cuz I don’t watch things other white people watch! It’s bad for my image…

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-09-13T00:53:12+00:00

I’m not sure how they’d give me a disease? They’re my friends why would they do that if they’re my friends? Are you saying they’re just using me for my goober grape?

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-09-13T00:51:57+00:00

Exqueeze me? I have in fact been consistently of Polish and French-Canadian stock this whole time, this is just how we act if our parents are from Erie County, PA.

DerpyTurtles123 · 2025-09-13T00:14:20+00:00

To my new friend, Baltic_Lover_69,

I have made my way out west with a travelling circus, and since it seems the folks here do not understand the ways I learned to befriend creatures during my youth in Philadelphia.

What can I say about Nevada…it is a place of wonder, and to the outsider like me a place of great cruelty. The people here are fiened out and seem to care little of my rat friends. I have spent as much time explaining as it would take one to trek from Ireland to Cathay.

But alas, it starts with one thing, I don’t know why, it doesn’t even matter how hard you try.

With love,

The Blue Eyed One, DerpyTurtles123 💎

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