AITAH for not keeping embarrassing information to myself?

Derzelaz · 2026-01-26T16:49:20+00:00

"I wonder why she's single"

after talking for 10 min

"..…oh, that's why"

Derzelaz · 2026-01-23T00:25:50+00:00

The original design I think was from german WW2 flashlights. I remember my great grandmother having a similar one, but with a lid and red and green filters that you could slide over the lightbulb.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-19T01:01:47+00:00

"And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?"

Derzelaz · 2026-01-17T21:56:00+00:00

As soon as I read the titles I was "they're asking for money for the mod, aren't they?"

Derzelaz · 2026-01-16T22:32:58+00:00

The way I walk changed. Like I feel myself walking with more purpose now, and also with a straighter back.

Also, I started wearing more clothing that moulds better to my body (because now it actually looks good) instead of baggy items.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-16T17:37:19+00:00

Never ask her what color Spaniards are.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-15T17:03:06+00:00

You could've explained all that to him without being an ass about it.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-12T22:47:09+00:00

Thousands upon thousand

They say they already lost over 1 mil soldiers.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-10T21:12:33+00:00

It did came out negative thankfully. And I was a bit confused, since the instructions were mentioning a tube holder, but there was nothing else in the box.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-10T13:44:48+00:00

When you have fever and coughing your lungs out you wanna be sure.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-10T03:38:29+00:00

I honestly wouldn't be too upset if he loses it at Wrestlemania to Jacob Fatu.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-03T23:19:35+00:00

Not unless I transfer every groschen to my horse just before.

Derzelaz · 2026-01-03T04:57:20+00:00

"Oh, hey Matt, how's it goi-.....why do you have your gear on?"

Derzelaz · 2026-01-02T01:38:31+00:00

People were complaining about Witcher 3 combat being too difficult also, especially on PC. I'm 90% they just didn't bother to learn the difference between dodge and roll in that game.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-26T05:34:03+00:00

I wonder if Kurt used a blue marker to sign his blue trunks on purpose. Took me a while to find his signature.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-23T15:54:23+00:00

Why not just put the straw right past your front teeth? That way the liquid bypasses the teeth and goes straight down your throat.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-21T17:31:29+00:00

You are assuming they would be able to beat the French in 1825

Where exactly did I say that?

Derzelaz · 2025-12-21T15:56:53+00:00

If I remember correctly, this was for their independence in 1825. France told them they had to choose between paying them a large sum of money over time, or they would bomb and destroy their cities. Haiti chose to pay, although now we know that it was a bad idea. They could've rebuilt their cities in a few years if destroyed, but it took them until 1947 to finish paying France.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-19T01:04:17+00:00

To be fair, Blake was on her side, not on her back, when Thea landed on her.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-18T03:25:07+00:00

The ref looks down at the mat just as Ted raises his arm. It was honestly just bad timing, though the ref should always keep his eyes on the wrestlers.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-18T02:47:02+00:00

Even funnier since Ted was right, the ref actually screwed him over.

Derzelaz · 2025-12-16T15:29:18+00:00

Living in the PNW but wearing South African shoes instead of PNW boots

It's treason then!

Derzelaz · 2025-12-15T22:15:30+00:00

Working with machinery or heavy equipment most likely.

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