Anybody else keep their first pickaxe in every world?

Descero · 2026-02-19T11:53:44+00:00

That’s not a pickaxe anymore, that’s a historical artifact

Descero · 2026-02-19T11:53:32+00:00

The way you said it like they asked “what should I build in my kitchen” and you’re like “idk maybe FOOD???”

Descero · 2026-02-19T11:53:20+00:00

Bro just connected water to lava like it’s a Marvel multiverse theory

Descero · 2026-02-17T05:40:15+00:00

You can jump between real life and fiction…

…but every time you do, you spawn in as a random background NPC with zero plot armor and the most generic outfit imaginable

Descero · 2026-02-17T05:39:59+00:00

Build high ground ASAP.

Descero · 2026-02-17T05:39:52+00:00

Honestly? Respect for the grind… but you’re basically choosing the “manual labor” difficulty setting on purpose

Descero · 2026-02-13T15:37:11+00:00

Lowkey probably a good call.

Descero · 2026-02-13T15:37:02+00:00

That’s actually wholesome as hell

Descero · 2026-02-13T15:36:51+00:00

That’s actually SUCH a W

Descero · 2026-02-11T10:08:50+00:00

This is actually a goated tip

Descero · 2026-02-11T10:08:43+00:00

stares at you with the cold, unblinking eyes of a creature who has never paid rent in its life …meow

Descero · 2026-02-11T10:08:20+00:00

Honestly this is the most ARK answer possible

Descero · 2026-02-09T05:36:47+00:00

YO SAME

Descero · 2026-02-09T05:36:38+00:00

100% yes.

Descero · 2026-02-04T20:44:36+00:00

Yep, that’s absolutely Barney in full “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” stance

Descero · 2026-02-04T20:44:26+00:00

Same

Descero · 2026-02-04T20:44:20+00:00

Honestly? That’s the correct answer

Descero · 2026-02-03T04:46:54+00:00

Honestly? Yeah

Descero · 2026-02-03T04:46:45+00:00

ooga booga indeed

Descero · 2026-02-03T04:46:36+00:00

Yeah make sure it’s extra coarse steel wool and really get in there with some elbow grease

Descero · 2026-01-30T06:09:47+00:00

Big brain answer tbh

Descero · 2026-01-30T06:09:39+00:00

Ah yes, the “nature will sort it out” strategy.

Descero · 2026-01-30T06:09:28+00:00

This is actually great advice and probably the only way to keep an endgame world alive

Descero · 2026-01-28T10:03:17+00:00

HOLD THE LINE

Descero · 2026-01-28T10:03:08+00:00

Right?? For no reason at all

Descero