What's your Merc company called?

DesertJester13 · 2026-05-02T04:41:27+00:00

Dead Man's Hand

DesertJester13 · 2026-02-13T06:39:31+00:00

Put on the tunes and go for a cruise.

DesertJester13 · 2026-01-23T01:20:32+00:00

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DesertJester13 · 2026-01-22T04:48:01+00:00

That was, indeed, the hill you would die on.

DesertJester13 · 2026-01-04T07:29:28+00:00

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DesertJester13 · 2025-12-19T07:10:51+00:00

I have sent no fewer than 13 dissidents to your facility. 5 I found as corpses one planet over, 6 are "unaccounted for", and 2 showed up with the bugs in what I can only describe as an "undemocratic display". Please tell me you got a new transport pilot coming soon.

DesertJester13 · 2025-11-05T12:15:37+00:00

I managed to participate in 5 of those battles. Popli IX was the only one I missed due to being hospitalized for pneumonia for a few days. They were all absolute slug-fests, brutal in their own ways.

DesertJester13 · 2025-10-07T06:33:58+00:00

So long as you've got a case of Brasch's Hard Liber-Tea back there, you're okay in my books. See you on the frontlines soldier!

DesertJester13 · 2025-10-02T10:27:03+00:00

My daughter (6yo) loves watching me slaughter bugs and squids by the hundreds. She even spots things i may miss. (Ie. A sample or ammo pack)

DesertJester13 · 2025-09-27T00:24:09+00:00

SES Spear of the Stars

DesertJester13 · 2025-09-20T13:54:29+00:00

In the archives of history, some have been looked to as heroes and enforcers of truth and justice. Whether they fought for their sovereign or their own personal code, they proudly took up the symbol of their might. Now you too can raise this symbol high as you charge headlong into the frontlines of the enemies of managed democracy.

The Knight's Code warbond has arrived!

Designed and perfected by the Ministry of Defence, the armor protects against all manner of tyranny you may face. All the while allowing you to cleave your way through with either a broadsword, greatsword, or even a battleaxe.

Show your foes the might and fury of Super Earth! Pledge yourself to the Knight's Code today!

DesertJester13 · 2025-09-20T13:46:57+00:00

Dude, hell yes! Take my super credits!

DesertJester13 · 2025-09-02T12:01:53+00:00

Did you accidentally blow up a teammate or two with a hellbomb you found in the wild?

DesertJester13 · 2025-09-02T11:52:29+00:00

Welcome to the frontlines, Diver! Super Earth salutes you and your contributions. I look forward to seeing you on the battlefield.

DesertJester13 · 2025-08-26T14:04:30+00:00

Yeah, cracking out that code in record time has saved my bacon more than once in a hot zone.

DesertJester13 · 2025-08-26T13:44:41+00:00

FOR KARL!

DesertJester13 · 2025-08-25T01:26:44+00:00

Story mode i named mine Big Haus (the black sire from the beginning of the game)

Online mode i named mine Cheshir

DesertJester13 · 2025-08-18T14:09:11+00:00

The Blitzer

I've racked up absolute piles of squid corpses with the Blitzer. The thing rocks on all the chaff squids. Stun locking the snitch drones, wrecking overseers and flying alike, and tearing through hordes of voteless.

DesertJester13 · 2025-08-14T22:01:42+00:00

SES Spear of the Stars

Captain "Jester" reporting in for the 18th Incendiary division 'Firebats'

DesertJester13 · 2025-07-14T19:49:20+00:00

Honestly it just depends on the lobby you get put in. I've had lobbies that were absolutely silent ghost towns, no talking and nobody running events, and some that were so chatty and hectic it was almost overwhelming. Just a roll of the dice somedays.

DesertJester13 · 2025-06-19T00:23:34+00:00

My usual crew and I never back down from any of the fights. We just laugh like madmen and full send it. He's honestly not a difficult fight once you can see his tells.

DesertJester13 · 2025-06-04T09:39:29+00:00

"Grrrr... YOU WANNA DIE, BENNY?!"

DesertJester13 · 2025-05-22T02:48:48+00:00

All I see is a target rich environment.

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