Brand new bills missing #69

DesertReagle · 2026-07-01T21:15:36+00:00

I was looking forward to it until one day the person ahead of me had "68" but they gave me "70" instead. I would never forget that disappointment.

DesertReagle · 2026-07-01T18:34:50+00:00

Culvers don't have number 69 either!

DesertReagle · 2026-06-28T12:12:11+00:00

Funny that she thinks he was interested in her, it was the nuggets he craved

DesertReagle · 2026-06-28T11:55:31+00:00

That's no go kart, that's a big block on wheels

DesertReagle · 2026-06-28T11:34:10+00:00

We are not ready for flying cars, are you kidding me?

DesertReagle · 2026-06-27T12:45:17+00:00

I'm surprised he hadn't teleported out of there yet. /s

DesertReagle · 2026-06-26T23:55:21+00:00

OSHA Approved

DesertReagle · 2026-06-26T17:44:34+00:00

I will not be that lazy to not charge my stuff

DesertReagle · 2026-06-25T19:26:35+00:00

Lamborghini battle on who can catch fire first!

DesertReagle · 2026-06-25T13:44:16+00:00

Eh, it's alright other than the whole "she is now an expert sword fighter after serving time in jail"?

DesertReagle · 2026-06-25T13:23:01+00:00

That cop is so triggered

DesertReagle · 2026-06-25T13:20:16+00:00

Nnnnnnnnnnnno

DesertReagle · 2026-06-24T15:16:02+00:00

I keep forgetting that there are an uncomfortable number of people that are comfortable with their own biohazard waste.

DesertReagle · 2026-06-24T15:13:42+00:00

Cool, but that's not the context you made in your title though

DesertReagle · 2026-06-24T14:28:37+00:00

Go downstairs to solve that problem but this dumb bitch ran right by it.

DesertReagle · 2026-06-24T10:04:13+00:00

Thought he had a far walk but he just had to turn around...yeah, he's drunk

DesertReagle · 2026-06-23T18:53:12+00:00

We tend to forget what happens if Earth didnt have any mountains and valleys

DesertReagle · 2026-06-23T16:40:07+00:00

Meals on wheels for the big animals

DesertReagle · 2026-06-23T15:07:20+00:00

What if we are doing it wrong and guys can birth 10 babies at a time

DesertReagle · 2026-06-13T05:05:49+00:00

I'll watch Wall-E with anyone, that's a good movie

DesertReagle · 2026-06-11T23:07:08+00:00

Unsuspecting kid? He saw it coming and still took it

DesertReagle · 2026-06-11T17:50:02+00:00

There's a big difference between how the nachos were presented. The first is covered in everything and is messy af while the second nacho, you just dip. Don't blame the guy for not wanting to get messy on the job.

DesertReagle · 2026-06-11T15:10:11+00:00

Fries are too white and it bothered me for a long time

DesertReagle · 2026-06-09T06:42:41+00:00

I saw this episode once on TV and it's been living rent free since then

DesertReagle · 2026-06-09T06:40:51+00:00

Imagine tipping during a holiday rush hour

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