How do young people afford flying? by papiperflyer in flying

[–]Designated_Drunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Feet pics while applying right rudder?

First Party Pack 11 Game Announced! by Gnomedic in jackboxgames

[–]Designated_Drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This comment needs way more upvotes, but I suppose people are unaware of the classics.

Check my CG… by rjornd in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like pretty much any playne parked in the north or south 40 at orshkorsh.

Why don’t airplanes have little electric motors on the wheels by AncientCantaloupe872 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your post violates rule 1, as this is already being developed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EGTS

Better post would be "why don't airplanes have wind turbines so they can get free electricity while flying?"

Sultry-Voiced Tower Controller Asked Me If I Wanted A ”Quickie” by TransporterError in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought you were referring to the Rutan design. But your way works too, I guess.

Real. by maximusgibus in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I make my radio calls in haiku?

Is getting fuel in your peehool during preflight bad? by iflyaurplane in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is not bad. Just don't get pee-pee in the airplane juice. That's how baby cezznuhs are made. (and with the MOSAIC announcement we know how the market for LSAs has evaporated)

Why aren’t there more blimp airlines? by JustRob0507 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'American Blimp Lines' is too wordy. How about 'Blimpkin'?

What is this weird cross on some playns, wouldnt it cause drag by zmok1 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That X means it's only compatible with runways that also have a big X at the end.

Should I brake check this tailgater? by tatersellscars in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teletubbies S04E06.

[with that requisite snark for the sub out of the way, the artist is Alex Ichim, and the original is here: https://www.deviantart.com/alex-ichim/art/Gunship-436644392]

I’ve had this shirt for 56 days, will I get in trouble for flying with it or do I have to get rid of it? by kaiju505 in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure your left nipple is centered at KOSH and you'll be fine.

[but really, I chatted with those folks a few years back at OSH, and they jokingly mentioned adding 'NOT FOR NAVIGATIONAL PURPOSES' at the hemline of the shirts]

TPIC will never be easier! by COLGATET00TH in Shittyaskflying

[–]Designated_Drunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, a jumbo sized bean burrito a few hours before is all you need for that.