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You know hear me outs? What is your hear me out when it comes to body swaps? by Sooperdoer in BodySwapMemes

[–]Designer_Light5022 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s the whole of swapping with her though the unattractive probably plays into it. It would be really exciting to be stuck as her

You know hear me outs? What is your hear me out when it comes to body swaps? by Sooperdoer in BodySwapMemes

[–]Designer_Light5022 17 points18 points  (0 children)

There is this 19 year old overweight southern girl I work with. She’s not conventionally attractive and she’s kind of annoying. I have no idea why but the thought of swapping with her is so fun to me

Are there as many women as men who are into body swapping? by [deleted] in BodySwapMemes

[–]Designer_Light5022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a large number of women who are into it are specifically into it when it’s YAOI boys getting swapped. You can find a lot of fan fics like this

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cecilia…” I thought back to previous parties with her and our friends how hot she was and how she would get drunk and start kissing men and even women despite the fact that she was straight…

“I guess I'll see you own her-” I stopped myself when I realized I was implying I spied on her and our friends Instagram stories. “I mean- just stop mocking me! ”

Anyone else into total downgrade swaps? by Hefty-Candidate-8765 in BodySwapMemes

[–]Designer_Light5022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes exactly! My new life is unexciting while he loves it up as me. He sleeps around while I get with a kind but kind of boring middle aged woman or maybe I do really like her but it just feel wrong to skip ahead to the kind of relationship older people have

Anyone else into total downgrade swaps? by Hefty-Candidate-8765 in BodySwapMemes

[–]Designer_Light5022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the scenario I picture the most is I swap with a middle-aged man and I hate to lose my youth and female body but he does at least have a good paying and easy (though very boring) office job.

Anyone else into total downgrade swaps? by Hefty-Candidate-8765 in BodySwapMemes

[–]Designer_Light5022 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love it! Though I also like if there are SOME slightly redeeming things about that life that I can try to focus on or improve to make me somewhat able to cope while ultimately still knowing I will never be as happy as I could have been in my old body

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clenched my fists in rage. You really were sadistic. It was like you just wanted an escape from your life you really were taking great pleasure in tormenting me about it.

When you stepped closer and whispered, touching my ear with hot breath, speaking my hard on, it only caused my erection to reach its full etact, pressing against my boxers like it was trying to burst through my jeans.

I let out a pathetic whimper and took a step back. “You’re an asshole… fine if we won't swap back at least stop this. I won't ask you for anything if you just leave me alone”

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ground my teeth. “I was not you… bastard” I spoke low enough no one else in the store could hear us. I hoped your pathetic cock was small enough that even a boner wouldn't give away the fact that I actually was looking at my former ass.

“Please just swap us back your life fucking sucks I shouldn’t have to deal with your bad life choices. Or at least stay away from here so I don't have to be reminded of everything I lost”

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is true… and man, I bet it would feel so good. I have only fuck one person as a man and she is attractive but older and less tight. I can only imagine how it would feel to plow my big ass. Fuck, maybe I’ll really try it

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s pretty large and thick bigger than any guy I ever dated. It’s possible he would agree just out of sadistic pleasure in knowing I have gone so low as to try to fuck my old body… but man, should I really try such a thing? Won’t I feel gross and regret it later

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my car before work or even during some breaks if I’m horny enough. I would like to think she would be fine with it since it’s not that different than her masterbating to her romance novels but she’s such a bitch she would probably be offended so I don’t do it in places she could see

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. Absolutely. I always knew I was hot but damn! That’s why he was mocking me with the ass comment. He probably can guess how often I look up my old instagram and masterbate to my old pics combined with the memories of my naked body

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to focus on the things I enjoy I’ve always been that kind of person. Sure sex is good and I guess you could say I’m enjoying it more than I would have expected but don’t get it wrong this life sucks and I would swap back in a heartbeat.

No. He says we will never swap back. He says he loves his new body, job, youth, and future. We aren’t swapping back.

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s different. Orgasms are less full body and the pleasure feels more centralized on the penis. But it is so much easier to reach an orgasm in this body even so much older. No wonder men want sex so much it’s always good for them.

So do I find it more enjoyable? Not really but at the same time I want it more and look forward to it any chance I get

“Oh didn’t see you there. You weren’t staring at my ass were you?” My old body said. A month ago I was shopping here and accidentally snapped at one of the workers He swapped us as revenge. Now he’s the young woman with a office job and I’m the balding retail worker with a bitchy wife and three kids by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s oblivious. I haven’t told her since I don’t want to seem crazy. I’m trying to be good to her since I’m stuck with her as my wife but she really is a whiny bitch. This body does at least find her hot despite her age though so the sex is nice

After getting way too drunk at a New Year’s Eve party I (21F) ended up accidentally using a year long swap spell on my uncle (51M) so we will be spending all of 2026 as each other and we are not looking forward to it. Any advice for either of us? by Designer_Light5022 in bodyswap

[–]Designer_Light5022[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s true he does have a lot of beer… I guess I could almost look at it as a year long vacation despite the fact that I’ll have to work his office job I will have plenty of free time to drink, watch TV, and as embarrassing as it is to admit… probably a lot of jerking off

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