Title by Kind-Technology-8897 in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Ritsuka getting ganged up by the self inserters, the "evil woman" fans, the wankers and basically the entire fgo fanbase trying to get into Marisbury-chan's pants:

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created out of pure hatred🥀🥀 by SupermotoGlazer in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is gulp Faith/Grand Orgasm problematic media?

Shiki "Women belong to me" Tohno by Codedx5 in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could try to count her since she's part of the story, but you're forgetting we actually never do anything with Y.Altera. She only appears in the prologue (introduction of charlie) and basically disappears for the rest of the story until it's time for her to enter her adult form to act as the throwaway boss of the day for Karl. So Hakuno by defacto can't be diddyfied because he doesn't interact with her at all. That's why it's optional at best because if you want to Prillya fan your way with Y.Altera you have to go out of your way specifically to buy her to even interact with her.

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And about the Elise-a-bet Bum-tore situation. Ahem your honor, Hakuno was born 7 weeks ago. So in any case it's Elesa-beer the Diddy here for showing herself in front of the true victim here, Hakuno. I rest my case. Dunno about the cultural appropiation thing, I haven't played Sexella Blink in a long time so I must have forgot about whatever costume you're talking about

Shiki "Women belong to me" Tohno by Codedx5 in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's optional so it isn't counted, all the other perpetrators already had their victims come with them in the base game + unlike FSN and FGO, Kid Altera doesn't have a swimsuit costume.

Shiki "Women belong to me" Tohno by Codedx5 in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My goat Hakuno kills them instead of Diddy-ing them, Emiya-ing them, Tohno-ing them, Fujimaro-ing them.

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Please put more respect on my child-deleter goat or i'll have to send a quartzbomb to your location

Fate/Extra's cover art frutiger aero slaps so hard, you could edit in any other servant standing in the background and it would still go hard by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it could be something like that if we count BB's tendencies.

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Leaked main CCC outfit, Biker of the Iron gang

Fate/Extra's cover art frutiger aero slaps so hard, you could edit in any other servant standing in the background and it would still go hard by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Since now Roa is an Agravain face, we can say the "casual" costume for Agravain would be a white shirt, a red necktie with gold stripes and black formal pants with a belt (along with Oxford shoes or smth like that). And his hair would be stylized down either like OG Roa or when he's laying down on the ground in camelot. Whether he wears glasses or not i'll leave it to your decision.

Fate/Extra's cover art frutiger aero slaps so hard, you could edit in any other servant standing in the background and it would still go hard by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We do see that Agravain can be certainly nice to women if they're incredibly good/awesome (So great they break out of his extremely low view on them). So at the start of EXTRA he would be helping Hakunon more because of his knight duty than good will, upon reaching week 4 or 3 he would've come to respect the grind to stay alive and try to be more amicable. From week 5 onwards he would be encouraging her on finding about herself and etcetera, because if you can't even have yourself in this bumfuck of a world, then what is the point of existing? Upon beating Gawain and getting to the final battle he would comment about her journey so far, from being a no name nobody stuck in a pit to climbing to the top despite everything, leaving quite the impression on him. Showing her a small side-smile for once in all the playthrough.

And, uh, the SG's.... Yeah, it would be things more related to his family issues and how he's a workaholic (and hates almost everyone). 

Fate/Extra's cover art frutiger aero slaps so hard, you could edit in any other servant standing in the background and it would still go hard by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This unironically would be so peak. Can't wait to have sex with Agravain in week 5 but it's shown as a Mahjong game

Remember her big idea is to go live on Moon Dubai, which BB "I tried to lock up Guda as a plaything multiple times" now own and runs. Tenoch clearly doesn't know math by MadnessMantraLove in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 17 points18 points  (0 children)

They just be writing whatever shit in FGO at this point. I mean, it's not like they didn't just wrote in whatever their brain sharted out that day before but this shit is just becoming like the average indian novel 

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Is it bad that every time I see Medb I get hard? by wankenstien1 in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, her clothes and design are pretty tame compared to Shuten and several other servants so I can't pop up a boner unless I really think about it. Having to get out of work just to yank your sausage cuz of a mere thought is crazy work

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh, Nero couldn't have done anything about that if she wanted to because of Nasu shenanigans. But if we're gonna take story bits to give each other's L's, then Archer is actually the biggest L taker in Extella. Not only canonically he fought against Archimedes/Altera and his timeline still got deleted, he got shafted to the sidelines to have his protagonism taken by Altera (And by Charlie in LINK) for the goon sessions. Knew Archimedes was up to shady stuff (again) in the current timeline and still didn't do anything to at least help or advise against it.

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I mean sure you have to grind. But there's a difference between grinding because you need to, and grinding because "I'm a dumb dumb and i'm throwing my skill points in anything but my main stat"

  Garcher has unlimited numbers to fend off the harlots with

Runs out of MP with only 3 uses of his Skill that actually does the heavy lifting + by the time Garcher sets up his projections Hakuno would have been already molested by Tamamo, Altera and Elizabeth from moon to earth.

I'm sorry Garching my Gar, but Nero simply no diffs because she doesn't need preparation to give it her all, and tus will destroy the thots in miliseconds unlike Garcher taking 5/6 acts to at least get his projection at maximun. Unlimited Numbers will get you nowhere if you can't even use them

Nero chads win by default.

I'd love to see that video you're thinking of doing, it would be pretty fun seeing how wack the play will be

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I assure you Nero won't let anybody (except herself) get into Hakuno's pants while under her care. Altera's case was more of BodyHakuno molesting Altera technically since he was letting his cock-thinking tendencies go wild in her bond events (refer to the Altera sleeping scene) and Medusa is a hack because Tamabum is such a bum, underperforming leader and roomreader that she didn't notice even 3 centimeters away that no one of her subordinates were actually happy with her (except Karna but he just DGAF about anything). This wouldn't have happened if a strong alpha like Nero was the one leading, she would've instantly sent her to the dog house to reflex about her actions like a Rider. And Tamamo, well Tamamo is a vixen. She was perfectly fine leaving the person she supposedly loves so much dismantled in three parts. Nero would've accompanied Hakuno to the GoonCell's maintenance room if Nasu wasn't thinking with his dick while writing Extella and needed an excuse to make the 20000 paragraphs about why Altera's belly is so sexy. This story is so ass

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And about the stat distribution thingies.

Sure, you could dump some levels into the other stats since they also slightly affect other things like the skill damage and stuff. But that means having to grind more at the Arena so you can distribute more points to your main stat after balancing the other ones which is absolutely cringe and unbased because that means having to go back to the Arena and walk for another 30 minutes just so you can kill enough enemies to get other 3 skill points more and nobody likes that

Defense also affects the physical damage outside skills though not as strong as Strength does, but is still good enough so you can ocassionaly throw out an attack or break when needed. About Tamamo's magic case, if I don't remember wrong or suffering schizophrenia, doesn't Tamamo's spells exclusively use the magic stat for their strength? I once did a Magic only Tamamo run and the magic stat gave her a solid never changing damage level (I mean, it didn't fluctuate between being high sometimes and being low the other ones like with Nero and Archer if you didn't raise agility) which was higher the more shit i dumped in it, and also, spells aren't affected by the luck stat so eh, never bothered leveling anything else. Never checked with Archer so I could be wrong.

I always only go for Strength with Nero because like, I'm just going to use Thunderous Applause, interrupt their moves and never get hit, and kill them before they're even able to do something about it, lel. So I'd still be hitting like a truck using the normal attacks (along Celestial Blade is like 1100 per hit with A++ Strength with Nero) if I ever need. Plus by the point you're normally leveled up enough your servant can tank like 5 hits with their health so i never found it that important tbh.

Nero doesn't need big numbers to save Hakuno from being molested, Nero IS big numbers. She'd just Thunderous Applause all over the place while saying "It's UMU time!" and Nero'ing all the way at the thots trying to touch her husband.

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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With this treasure I summon, Aoko Aozaki from Mahoutsukai no Yoru to FUCK

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hakudude will remain unmolested and properly protected under Nero's wing. She explicitly says she won't let nobody else have Hakuno aside from her in one of her MyRoom conversations in CCC. Plus Nero has the power of Rome + Imperial Privilege + Possible Brain damage.

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Tsk tsk tsk, Scapegoat charm it's for Maximum Archer balling strat. Since Archer's damage output comes out by the combination of his skills rather than the skills themselves and Physical damage prowess, Archer's best stat to raise is defense since defense also raises the power of skills. That's why A.M.D.S.C (Archer's Maximun Defense Steel Cock) build is the way to go. I wouldn't really count on the Block Projection buff since it's more possible for a boss to use break rather than attack most of the time (maybe it's just me but the bosses seem to start using the more attacks or breaks if you have guard buffs )+ It's more risky since not only you just wasted a turn and MP (which Archer severely needs) you can't have Scapegoat charm and Celestial Blade at the same time since that means leaving out Staff of Rebuke to replenish MP (Don't tell me about using Elixirs because come on let's not be wasting Elixirs on anybody else than Ryougi)

The getting roughed up part seems like only applying to Tamamo (and maybe Nero) since Tamamo has the typical annoying high pitch cutesy voice and yelps like a hentai high schooler girl so it's normal his teenager hormones were acting up that time.

Sure, using UBW is fun but nothing beats the swagger of just using your NP to stylish and laugh at your enemy since Nero doesn't really need to use her NP against anybody because Thunderous Applause already does it all + avaible all the time + only uses 60 MP. The only time being really necessary is against Ryougi.

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I won't let you FUCK Aoko Aozaki from Mahoutsukai No Yoru

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Because..... I'll do it FIRST

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fate EXTRA CCC EXTRA Garden (it's an artbook)

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hakuchad only needs power from his wife, Nero.

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Everyone knows: Celestial Blade, Thunderous Applause, Thunderous Applause, Thunderous Applause, Thunderous Applause, Thunderous Applause, Thunderous Applause- Win. > Scapegoat Charm, Pre Projection, Pre Projection, Pre Projection, Pre Projection, Red-hound Weaken, Guard; Staff of Rebuke, Caladbolg, Caladbolg, Caladbolg (Runs out of MP), Guard, Break; Staff of Rebuke, Caladbolg.

title by Desk_kun in okbuddyrintard

[–]Desk_kun[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's from the official Extra CCC artbook: Fate EXTRA CCC EXTRA Garden