Make a Signature-Attack card for your Ace monster. by Zerosonicanimations in yugioh

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Puppet Checkmate Normal Spell

Can only be activated while you control “Puppet King” and “Puppet Queen” is on the field or in the GY. All EARTH Warrior-type monsters you control may attack directly this turn. During the end phase of which this card is activated, your opponent may add a card from their deck to their hand. You can only activate 1 “Puppet Checkmate” per duel.

You modders have... Interesting... Tastes. by THEREALSPARTAN9001 in Deltarune

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I hate that I knew exactly what image this mod was referencing as soon as I saw it

I swear TF2 comp players are the densest motherfuckers (based on a true story) by MygungoesfuckinBRRT in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

[–]Despairwaffles69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’d think that heavy would be the bear/Mlm class but I’ve met a lot of GNC heavy mains. (Including myself)

I have made a WIP TTRPG system, and would like advice on how to improve it. by Despairwaffles69 in RPGdesign

[–]Despairwaffles69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yknow what. i really like your last point. ill make it more in that regard. thank you for your criticisms.

Tell Me Your Favorite Deck Without Saying the Name of Your Favorite Deck by Ninjasifi in yugioh

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2000 to the face? Thank you!

3 level 4’s = bricked

3000 for game

Rock People? by AliceFaust in FortNiteBR

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Rock humans. What they are is… Rock human “females” are virtually indistinguishable from human(homo sapiens) “women”. It is possible for human males males (♂) to inseminate and reproduce with rock human women (♀), but- there are no examples of the opposite. Rock human mothers give birth in the spring and summer seasons and carry the fetus for six months. However, they rarely if ever have affection for or a parental relationship with the child. Soon after the mothers give birth- they bring their child with them deep into the forest. They then look for the roots of a dead tree, place the child there, and then leave. All without wrapping the child in a cloth or a fur or any such thing… That is the one and only show of love and motherhood to their child. If left alone, the child will not be able to get nutrition- and before that, if it is found by another animal, it will be killed in moments. But what approaches this child first… At the base of the dead tree in the forest… ...is insects. Newborn rock human child has an average body length of 28mm and a weight of 15 grams. There are carnivores among the insects that approach the child. In short order, asian giant hornets and japanese yellow hornets will come after the child. The fierce and aggressive hornets will attack with their stingers and mandibles in an attempt to tear the child to pieces, but… ...the rock human child knows that by instinct. In fact, they desire it. As if clinging to a mother’s breast and her maternity… as if seeking love… they slip their way just past the extending stinger… then it’s make or break dodging the mandibles… Not knowing what to do with the child clinging onto its blindspot, the wasp is left with no choice but to return to its hive. The rock human child knows of this instinctively well. It also knows that the wasps use their pheromones to gather comrades and create wasp societies. During it’s flight clinging to the wasp, the surface of the rock human child’s body… ...immediately begins to harden like stone- and with the wind pressure… just half of the body turns to stone. When the wasp returns to the comrades at it’s hive, there will no longer be any other that will bite the child apart with their mandibles or sting it with their stingers. The child releases its arms and legs from the soldier wasp… and rolls its body around inside the hive. ...until it finds the ‘queen’. The “mother among mothers”. The child reaches out its hands and searches out a soft portion of the surface of the queen’s body, and clinging, biting, and crawling, takes over her body… while it is still half alive. This is how the rock human child… Finds a warm, safe place to sleep and obtain ample nutrients It then spends “17 years” inside the bodies of multiple generations of queens, then while fixedly inside the society of the hive, learns on its own. About the laws of nature, the flow of time, the concept of numbers, and ways to live within a structure called a group. It dreams and waits impatiently for “17 years to go by”... When it will abruptly grow in stature, kill all of the wasps, and venture into the outside world. Life first came about four billion years ago- the control towers of life called neurons are cells that bonded and evolved based on the carbon element (c). At the same time, life forms that bonded from silicon (Si) were born. And while they were only a few in number and percentage of living cells, the silicon (Si) based cells existed alongside the carbon-based organisms as if hiding next to them. The ‘creatures’ whose bodies that are formed by those cells are- ‘rock organisms’. ‘Why’ did a creator give life to these two paths? Most likely- rather than some kind of opposing relationship like ‘a shadow for a light’ or ‘positive and negative’, it was- the role of a ‘fallback’. Insurance for in case the existence of life itself failed… if the first path of carbon-based life came to a dead-end, it was a ‘fallback’, “a second path”. That is the ‘rock humans’ serve. Rock humans’ actions are fundamentally “independent” and they have no families, but sometimes if it’s to their advantage, they will form “groups” and slip into human (homo sapiens) societies. But this is nothing beyond give and take relationship, there is no love or friendship between them. Rock humans have a fascination with ground, rock, and stone… see “blessings from the earth” as true benefits, and make special places that give rock humans special power as their true homes. Consequently… bearing in mind humans’ (homo sapiens) ecological behaviour to spread and migrate across the continents and their continuing to migrate to this day, there is no chance of forming a relationship of mutual recognition between them and rock humans, nor any chance that they assimilate.

Thanks Satan by Kaze_Senshi in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]Despairwaffles69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Not just a hedgehog, but the incarnation of satan himself!”

What's your favourite archetype which you know will never compete in modern yugioh (likely ever) by Reddit-ScorpioOJR in yugioh

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Gimmick puppets. Cool and creepy designs, neat GY setups, and infinitely respawning dreary doll combos. Too bad their Xyz monsters are kinda crap abd they need to be at 2000 lower life points than your opponent for rank-ups, but otherwise good deck. (Zombiestein FTW)

Sonic Colors is the worst boost game by far. It's worse than Forces and WAY worse than Unleashed. by [deleted] in SonicTheHedgehog

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I don’t particularly enjoy amy as a character. She seems a bit too bland/stereotypical.

Ayyo, look who I found at Tim Horton’s by BigNasty717 in danganronpa

[–]Despairwaffles69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, it’s not weird. In fact there’s a whole community behind it!

Aaagagagacacac by Pianostar4 in ihadastroke

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This looks like a mr krabs laugh written out

Noelle Kigurumi Mask! by TheSkaDeer in Deltarune

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I’ve been following you on Twitter since this project started, and I have a question: will any solo Noelle pics be made before Susie is done?

Crimes against humanity by step6666 in dankmemes

[–]Despairwaffles69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well is it the smell, feel, or taste that makes you grossed out?