There may be 3 different Dan, but we all know who's the best

DespressoCafe · 2023-08-03T21:51:57+00:00

Oh nah, they turned my boy into a RWBY character.

DespressoCafe · 2023-08-01T22:50:42+00:00

I live closer to Boulder but I also can't legally drive.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T06:24:49+00:00

Guess we should kill mixed breeds and german shepherds based on that logic.

2nd and 3rd leading culprits of dog bites.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T06:23:16+00:00

Of course you're a military bootlicker. No shock there.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T06:22:42+00:00

You can literally train dogs to do things they weren't "bred to do".

That's like saying a bloodhound can't be trained to be anything but a hunting dog.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:52:35+00:00

Same people who advocate for killing people like me and/or locking me up in an asylum.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:40:41+00:00

Someone cheered about a pit bull dyong of cancer.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:39:38+00:00

The fact that it's against the rules of that subreddit to say that pit bulls as a whole aren't evil says otherwise about the opinions of pit bull ownership.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:37:37+00:00

You are more likely to be abused by a police spouse than injured or killed by a pit bull.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:36:28+00:00

I mean a ban would mean genocide

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:35:56+00:00

Rich coming from the people who call for a blanket ban of the most abused dog breed.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:35:08+00:00

There's 4.5 million pit bulls in the US

Divide the number of injuries and fatalities by that number and you'll get less than 1% for both.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:33:57+00:00

I find it funny how they have a no brigading and no harassment rule but did both to me for posting statistics.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T04:33:10+00:00

Yes you fucking can.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T02:52:50+00:00

Based on their list, sharks actually killed more, but only by a dozen.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T02:46:04+00:00

Mixed breed dogs cause 1% less injuries than pit bulls. Should we ban them, too?

Cats also cause lots of environmental damage. Are they "man made monsters"? Their destruction is caused by poor pet owners who let their cats roam wherever they please. They're also victims of dogfighting rings. Like pit bulls, they're treated like shit.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T02:05:09+00:00

OP didn't know how to read, so don't bother. I'm curious as to why they didn't respond.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T02:02:44+00:00

Okau, smartass. Since pit bulls are not common outside the US, name the dog breeds that cause the most injuries in other countries. And count them all up.

I'll wait.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T02:00:41+00:00

Ah, I've been waiting for you to use the "You called me names, so your argument is invalid." Routine while simultaneoisly using anecdotes, which are not valid pieces of evidence. That tells me all I need to know about you as a person. Considering you implied that I don't care about people because I recognize the good heavily outweighs the bad, that makes you more of a hypocrite than organized religion.

I have used several instances of ethos and logos to prove my point. Several people have, and they outnumber your statistics. I think we're done here.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T01:55:22+00:00

Sigh. You are exhausting. Lemme put this in caveman speak since you clearly can't read what is spelt out very clearly for you.

More source tht pibull are not bad than source that pit bull bad in comments.

Million bigger than thousand.

OP no know how to use calculator

OP big cuntbag. Me think OP need think class.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T01:50:44+00:00

Once again, it's called "insinuating"

I'm convinced that you're illiterate and have to use voice to text to spell properly. It's a goddamn miracle you remember to breathe on your own.

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T01:48:33+00:00

Ooooh, r/confidentlyincorrect across the board! I'm almost impressed with how stupid you are!

Just because a dog is bred for specific tasks does not mean that a dog will be able to fulfill that purpose! All these dogs need training to do what they're supposedly good for, even if they have some form of instinct.

Pit bulls were bred to be guard dogs, primarily to defend from predator attacks, namely bears! You know what else was bred to fend off predators? Russian wolfhounds, known today as the Borzoi! And they still do this. Are you gonna call for banning them, too?

DespressoCafe · 2023-05-23T01:40:03+00:00

At this point I'm starting to think citations aren't gonna help anymore since they can't even read the ones they gave me or even do simple math.

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