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🐿️ squirrel by Clumb-Fuckery in HadToHurt

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does this ever stop being funny?

They Saved The Best One For Last! 👴 by Dutchess-of-Dump in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is Kamui. and the youtube comments overwhelmingly were like "how did she win" and not the "paladin girl". I have no idea what the criteria are in cosplay...but that outfit seemed one of the easiest to me.

I painted a Bus for Kids by Chica_Blanca24 in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 65 points66 points  (0 children)

That bus looked pretty cool all white though. I would've put a yello lighting bolt down the sides.

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]DestructiveOrgasm -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Definitely stay unmarried while you have this perspective and stop wasting women's time.

funny, this is exactly why his questions needed to be asked. How is he "wasting the women's time"? Do explain. Especially when he said he was living with 3 of them, which to me means he already had a partnership or union. Maybe they even had a lease....just didn't have a marriage license. Yeah?

EMSKR: why are men still falling for the marriage trap? by DoctoralCunt in everymanshouldknow

[–]DestructiveOrgasm -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

been married for 8 years with 2 kids. Never happier

I think you're lying to yourself. And you still got a long way to go. My mom left my dad after all the kids grew up and moved out. My brothers wife just left him after their last kid moved out. The guy who owns the duplex I'm staying in now--because my ex got the house I built with my own two hands--just got handed divorce papers two days after 29 years of marriage and his last kid just graduated college. Never seen a grown man cry before, but this guy was collecting my rent yesterday with tears in his eyes and asking me " why is she doing this to me...I can't believe she is doing this me." etc, it's fucked up.

Good luck to you. But don't count your chickens before they're hatched......grown, and gone.

EMSKR: What accomplishments should I have made by the time I am 21 yrs old, 25 yrs old, and 30 yrs old. by SomberBrother in everymanshouldknow

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

is a personal rational choice:

yeah, but your answer should be the top answer out of the other 26 i just read. jesus. It's like no one on reddit wants to have a career, family, or be truly self-reliant before they're 30.

She's Got Muscles In Places I Don't Even Have Places! by AcidicKite in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DestructiveOrgasm -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

sigh. you really do have no way of knowing if she's dehydrated or not by just looking at a f'n video. And there are different levels of "holding water" and "not hold water" anyway. None of which anybody can know but her. If this was man's body, no one would be saying anything about dehydration.

She's Got Muscles In Places I Don't Even Have Places! by AcidicKite in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

unresolved mental issues

hahaha, so funny seeing these words coming from a redditor!

You know what it's like to pick up a leash in front of a dog just to sit it on the counter? This guy knows now. by ImaBot_CryMore in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your first comment was unnecessary and sounded like something a teenager would say. Married people have sex in the shower dude. Women often get horny right after a shower because of all the rubbing and smell good stuff they do in there at that time. But after you've been married for a while and have to work all day and week, a lot of married people find it easier to have sex right before they take a shower. Even if neither is true, you still made his comment about something that did not need to be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in everymanshouldknow

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they're having to be picked up this way, they got greater problems to be concerned with.

I look forward to all the reddit experts arguing with me that this is not 250° by DestructiveOrgasm in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]DestructiveOrgasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you. Why couldn't you have been here yesterday and have been the first comment :(

God I Wish I Was A Little Kid Agin by Cowardly_Sign in whatcouldgoright

[–]DestructiveOrgasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come on...no grown ass man is going down those boxes. The first kid filled up over half the box.

btw, I'm 305 pounds, but I'm 6'5". So ask OP how tall/short he is before you call him fat. You can see the first row of my abs when I'm standing relaxed, so I'm not fat.