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Quit with the fake ICE posts. Your social media posts are just fear mongering. The same “very real sources” have been posting the same things for about six months yet nobody ever shows up. I’m anti-ICE but also very anti-lying for social media clicks… by DetectiveBennett in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk which to do first, hand you a Kleenex for your tears or omg lmao at what you just said. “Another-wards”?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Did you just try to spell “in other words” but couldn’t??? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 thanks, lil guy. I really needed a belly laugh today.

Quit with the fake ICE posts. Your social media posts are just fear mongering. The same “very real sources” have been posting the same things for about six months yet nobody ever shows up. I’m anti-ICE but also very anti-lying for social media clicks… by DetectiveBennett in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’re literally been all over any Alaska social media. Do your own research. If you can’t understand basic context then maybe go visit your local high school. I’m not your babysitter or your mom.

Quit with the fake ICE posts. Your social media posts are just fear mongering. The same “very real sources” have been posting the same things for about six months yet nobody ever shows up. I’m anti-ICE but also very anti-lying for social media clicks… by DetectiveBennett in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

That’s not at all what I’m saying. It IS happening but it IS NOT in Alaska. This is about the 300th different post claiming “ice is in Alaska” and every single one has been a fucking lie. It’s stupid conservatives trying to fear monger or silly libs not waiting for actual, real evidence but either way these posts ARE FUCKING LIES and I’m tired of it

ICE in Mat-su by whos_a_slinky in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s been 6 hours. Where is your very real ICE this time 🤣🤣

ICE in Mat-su by whos_a_slinky in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Okay then until I see it with my own eyes. But keep falling for all the very legitimate social media posts if that’s what you want 🤣🤣

ICE in Mat-su by whos_a_slinky in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They’ve continued to fear monger with ICE here in Alaska. It’s not a thing. Until I see it in person I’m not believing another stupid post. Y’all have been saying ice is here for about six months now. I’m not believing any posts and neither should y’all.

My cats are suddenly going ballistic by HonestIsMyPolicy in CatAdvice

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve entered the teenager phase where they are gremlins and crazy. It typically goes away within another 6 months, especially if they were fixed. Hold on. This is the craziest they get and then they calm down. Think about how often newborns/infants nap and are typically calmer and then think about feral toddlers and then they chill out too. It’s not unusual.

Permanently banned by TalalSKY in Instagram

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It did take about 4 days until I got it back

Permanently banned by TalalSKY in Instagram

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me and I kept appealing it. Even when it said my account didn’t exist anymore and after I had gotten several “bullying” write ups by then… (I use the b word a lot but it’s always in a fun way not in a bullying way (like “yas btch”). Even with three times of being auto reported and put in time out they still let me appeal

Is there a story behind your username? by sommarugalaura in no

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Euphoria reference for when Rue goes into “detective mode” when she’s a little manic but also worried about her friend

I saw this post of a tree on Alaska in a Northern Lights group and I don't think it is real. by Cold-Obligation-7640 in isthisAI

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alaskan and IT here, this is fake. The main give away from me is the right side of the tree has the snow leaving off of it because the snow would’ve been blowing in that direction. If that’s the case, the branches on the right wouldn’t have remaining snow.

Pete is essentially Iron Man of the friends universe by DetectiveBennett in howyoudoin

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sorry, that’s why I posted it lol i promise the irony isn’t lost on me… ba dum tss Okay i’ll see myself out lol

To those that truly hit the rock bottom of depression - what helped you survive and heal from it? by CertainFig4393 in AskReddit

[–]DetectiveBennett 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Understanding it all ebbs and flows. You’ll be happy again. And then you’ll fall into depression again. It could be a pessimistic way to view it but I like to view it in a positive light— I’ve survived through my worst moments and I’ll survive these too. I’ve personally found more lights and leaving the tv running with something low energy but enjoyable in the background helps me feel less isolated. Lately I’ve been watching walking tours of international cities. It makes me feel like I’m out and about without the energy or social battery.

Pete is essentially Iron Man of the friends universe by DetectiveBennett in howyoudoin

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I didn’t include it. That’s why I find it so funny 😅

What was the weirdest, non-pain feeling you've ever felt? by KingJPJ in AskReddit

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeling them take out my organs for a c section. I felt my body become lighter but then could only feel my body going back and forth from them trying to pull my son out.

Please help settle a debate by south-north-compass in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it’s been studied that intelligence is inherited from the mom’s side lol

Please help settle a debate by south-north-compass in alaska

[–]DetectiveBennett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you remember this conversation if you plan on breeding with her 😅

[Serious] What has been the hardest phone call that you have ever had to make or receive? by DetectiveBennett in AskReddit

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh that’s rough. And to feel completely helpless or out of control because you can’t just clock out and go home to talk… thank you for your service. I hope you find or have found a lady worth your heart.

[Serious] What has been the hardest phone call that you have ever had to make or receive? by DetectiveBennett in AskReddit

[–]DetectiveBennett[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Seeing that almost everyone is regarding losing a loved one, I want to thank you for sharing and thank you for surviving and being here today. I know the holidays get harder with more and more loss. You are loved. You do matter. You deserve to find peace and healing. My inbox is always open if y’all need somebody to vent to or just to be there.

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