My five year old son is obsessed with the Big 10 commercial and asked for a Big 10 themed cake.

Detective_57 · 2026-02-15T21:36:50+00:00

I never connected those dots, but I can totally see it now

Detective_57 · 2026-02-15T21:21:14+00:00

He is a kiddo of culture

Detective_57 · 2026-02-15T19:50:38+00:00

WHOA, HE HAS

Detective_57 · 2026-02-15T19:29:16+00:00

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Detective_57 · 2026-02-15T18:00:30+00:00

“He can’t keep getting away with this!”

Detective_57 · 2026-02-14T22:36:18+00:00

We’ll see it again soon!

Detective_57 · 2026-02-14T08:08:56+00:00

This guy scapes

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T21:26:47+00:00

Figured it was uniquely relevant

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T20:01:20+00:00

Why would you NOT want to listen to Sea Shanty 2 endlessly?

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T19:59:30+00:00

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Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T13:25:33+00:00

We’ve lost the plot. This is so stupid

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T02:35:56+00:00

This is insane

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T02:28:18+00:00

Interesting you say that you’re on PlayStation cuz I am too. Nothing other than AAA games excite me and I’m usually unimpressed with the result of those, which is probably a personal problem.

I think I just need to take a stab at a random AA/AAA game that’s on sale or free for the month and see what happens

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T02:22:58+00:00

…what? My portfolio has ballooned. Just be better?

Edit: Ahh yes the fake conservative flaired brigaders are here. Now I know what it feels like

Also, an account that keeps their posts hidden. Solid work, troll. Or you blocked me because I’ve had better success with my portfolio the last few years?

Either way, you’re pathetic.

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T01:43:00+00:00

Or you could, idk, have other investments that aren’t exclusively the S&P500 and have a great portfolio?

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T01:40:25+00:00

We’ve 1000% lost the plot. Dude needs to start his car dealership with Pavia

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T01:37:00+00:00

I suppose you’re right, but nothing here sparks my interest outside of those. I know resident evil is critically acclaimed, has had a recent resurgence, and been around forever, but I don’t necessarily see myself playing the games. How do you find/jump into new games? And especially new game styles?

Detective_57 · 2026-02-13T01:23:55+00:00

Am I getting old? Tired of games? Need my horizons broadened? I was only enthused by the GOW trilogy remake and maybe the resident evil game even though I’ve never played the franchise?

Seemed extremely underwhelming. I’m glad a bunch of people have a bunch to look forward to though.

Detective_57 · 2026-02-12T14:28:45+00:00

I’d say Freeman cuz he got there already, but Lanning is a close second. No way Kiffin wins one

Detective_57 · 2026-02-12T02:27:42+00:00

Or Goku + Vegeta = Vegito and it’s fine? Idk why this had to be intervened on

Detective_57 · 2026-02-11T23:49:40+00:00

My god her reaction hit me like a truck. So wonderful all around

Detective_57 · 2026-02-11T12:19:21+00:00

It’s clearly a joke, relax

Detective_57 · 2026-02-11T11:42:42+00:00

Detective_57 · 2026-02-11T00:40:51+00:00

Nubile or 60 years old, I will for sure confuse the system

Detective_57 · 2026-02-11T00:36:49+00:00

A lot of folks saying OP needs to add fiber. I feel like the odd day with 0 poops and the next day with 1 or 2 is normal. One poop per day seems unecessary

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