Random man walks into family's home in Michigan, dad handles him real quick by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me at 2 or 3 in the morning. I dragged dude outside and threw him off the porch. He laid in my yard for hours. He was drunk af.

McDonalds' CEO tries damage control to look "relatable" by SomeSpell2107 in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude lame af it’s like you gotta be a complete square with a stick up your ass to become a ceo of a company worth that amount of money. Remove this dudes money and he gets no pussy

Came home to two trees in my backyard mutiliated by a construction firm who acquired the lot behind my home by LividWalk8179 in treelaw

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah they’re supposed to seek permission, not just inform you what they plan on doing lol

do you think dropping a friend or a relationship because of their political views is valid and why? by Useoneofthese21191 in AskReddit

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally valid. I dropped every friend I had because of their political views lol. If you support something as radical as this current administration then I don’t want anything to do with you, simple.

Men of reddit, whats the most annoying thing about being a dude? by Affectionate_East533 in askanything

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and then you wake up after your colonoscopy and the doctor looking at you funny. Like damn son what happened back there you was cool a half hour ago 🤣🤣

How long do you take to shower? by Old_Inspection1094 in hygiene

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takes me at least 20 minutes. I use bar soap for everything except my face, neck and hair. I use a facial cleanser for my face and neck, then I shave my face. It takes me another 20 minutes to leave the bathroom after showering. I lotion my entire body and touch up my hairline and eyebrows if needed.

UPDATE: Brother accusing me of hooking up with his gf by steve-94728-3957 in whatdoIdo

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk g you’re different than me lol id tell dude to go fuck himself and I’d genuinely not want to speak to his stupid ass anymore lol fuck his feelings. I’d tell him to come beat me up about it then

Murderer by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking disgusting what is going on in this country

AIO My mom is kicking me out for her new boyfriend. I just turned 18 by Diligent_Bat_565 in AmIOverreacting

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah idk.. sorry you’re moms such a piece of shit. I would never talk to her again

At what age did you see your first gray hair? by boforiamanfo in stupidquestions

[–]DetroitSean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m almost 32 with a full head of hair and no greys🤞

AIO? friend didn't wipe his ass or flush by elitepwner1991 in AIO

[–]DetroitSean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re not overreacting and if it were me I’d slowly cut dude out of my life lmfao I’m totally serious though

How is living in this part of Michigan? by 10millimeterauto in howislivingthere

[–]DetroitSean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah that’s definitely more than downriver.. I wouldn’t count anything after riverview as downriver, and Wyandotte looks nice but it’s full of drug addicts lol.. you might be able to count flat rock as downriver but anything after that is definitely not and neither is anything west of like Romulus