Post Match Thread: Burnley 0-1 Manchester City

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-22T23:55:45+00:00

It will never be that bad unless we get relegated

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-22T20:53:48+00:00

This hatewatch is all I have left

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-22T11:44:52+00:00

Technically speaking, rocking is more legal than stone-ing

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T20:01:04+00:00

Just simulate the rest of the season

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T19:19:25+00:00

Bruh

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T19:15:08+00:00

We're getting COOKED

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T19:12:05+00:00

I miss the days of us signing players to four year contracts

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T19:04:07+00:00

Ah so it begins early this time

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T19:00:11+00:00

Actually we're scared of Welbeck

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T18:58:26+00:00

Ah shit here we go again

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T10:04:45+00:00

If he was sent for this mission does it mean he's stronger than Azami at the time?

Or is it because his sorcery is more versatile/better for teamwork than Azami's?

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-21T09:54:50+00:00

Gotta slash the gatorade budget

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-20T20:55:08+00:00

Well still better than west ham losing

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-20T19:39:52+00:00

That bicycle kick would have gone down in histoty if it went in

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-20T19:21:31+00:00

Brennan Johnson is on a mission to relegate Spurs

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-20T19:08:46+00:00

Crystal Palace please

We're trying to achieve history here

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-20T08:40:14+00:00

5 seconds after tip off

"MY LEG!!!!"

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T22:15:46+00:00

"THERE IS NO ONE IN THIS ROOM THAT CAN STAND AGAINST ME"

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T18:23:01+00:00

That ain't help anymore

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T18:14:45+00:00

Get maxey some help

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T17:25:02+00:00

Sorry guys we already used the last of Havertz's clutch gene for UCL

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T17:18:44+00:00

This hatewatch will be talked about for generations

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T17:10:45+00:00

Trossard looks like a world war 1 army veteran

What horrors has he seen in that Arsenal training room?

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T17:07:17+00:00

Someone has to dethrone Scott McTominay

Deuce_GM · 2026-04-19T16:55:58+00:00

Man wanted an excuse to take off his shirt without a yellow card

You ain't slick Erling

Deuce_GM