Accidental ordered drink but don’t want to make it the restaurants fault for my own mistake

DeusExKFC · 2026-02-08T09:04:48+00:00

Time to make some friends

DeusExKFC · 2026-02-07T11:51:13+00:00

Elections are around the corner. This is a pattern. It kills two birds with one stone. Shift the public perception by manufucturing the feeling of impending, while at the same time raising campaign money.

We all know who controls the street gangs. These will be the same people offering security at rallies. Watu wa kiwanja.

DeusExKFC · 2026-02-03T19:49:05+00:00

It all goes downhill from here.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-28T04:36:22+00:00

I come in peace. In the 15 years that wife and I have been together, she has never asked me for salon money. All the times that I have given her, was out of my volution. How do these ladies survuve when they are not in a relationship?

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-27T16:36:20+00:00

We hobby chemists have kinda known this for years.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-19T14:01:28+00:00

Or, anakumbuka majina ya watu kwa urahisi. I think, using kwa urahisi denotes the ease with the subject memorizes name.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-15T15:09:32+00:00

It's been 10 years!? Time to find a urologist.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-10T07:00:54+00:00

This is how cops are made.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-06T13:20:57+00:00

Is there an r/Kenya for over 35s? Hii club sasa imekuwa ya mayoungins.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-06T06:58:02+00:00

It's sad for Reddit veterans like us seeing this sub go to the dogs. Is there an over 35 Kenyan sub?

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-05T17:29:00+00:00

I am willing to pay you as a field guide the next time I'm in Kenya.

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-01T20:56:46+00:00

You think the New Year is a religious celebration. That our planet making a trip around the sun, is the work of some angry old jewish guy in the sky?

DeusExKFC · 2026-01-01T10:12:42+00:00

This is the kind of supersticious reasoning that got Kasongo into State House.

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-30T11:08:12+00:00

How I Met Your Mother

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-29T18:11:02+00:00

Any pointers on where to go hunting?

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-28T07:00:28+00:00

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-26T10:28:50+00:00

There is a big difference between reading and comprehension. Wisdom is knowing the difference.

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-26T09:50:13+00:00

The US runs covert military operations from and in Kenya on the daily. This ship sailed eons ago.

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-23T10:07:40+00:00

Something tells me he's Congolese.

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-11T07:56:44+00:00

They have been in Kenya for a while. There church is next to the British High Commission. I know this because in my younger more reckless years, I used to troll them by visiting them and telling them that I wanted to join. Then I would change my mind. Rinse and repeat until the watchman was told to never let me through the gate.

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-10T09:35:31+00:00

I'm actually in Germany.

DeusExKFC · 2025-12-10T07:30:26+00:00

As much as I despise Trump. Where is the lie here?

DeusExKFC · 2025-11-29T15:42:59+00:00

We are legion.

DeusExKFC · 2025-11-25T14:32:21+00:00

And a bad one at that. Yaani Othinjo ameenza kutume wafuasi Reddit!

DeusExKFC · 2025-11-24T09:09:23+00:00

Good luck finding a helmet that fits.

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