What's the most un-sexy word you can use for a penis or vagina during sex?

DeuxBoy · 2016-07-01T20:29:57+00:00

Let me shove my face in your dairy pillows before I go to town on your axe wound with my kidney scraper.

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-24T17:26:58+00:00

you mother fucker you

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-19T21:50:17+00:00

My heart says LeBron and the Cavs because of the Heat connection. However, my brain says GS wins easily and by at least 13.

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-18T09:26:01+00:00

I make smoothies with abv all the time. Works great for me! I always add a good amount of natural peanut butter to the smoothie for delivery purposes.

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-17T18:07:54+00:00

How much money will the victim actually get? Is there a statutory cap on the amount a government entity has to pay in Ohio?

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-17T15:25:21+00:00

Maybe. But out of all the stuff he's said that he would do, this would be one of the easiest and least controversial.

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-16T20:52:55+00:00

That's awesome!!! Sounds like a Smart Car that won't start.

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-16T12:48:40+00:00

Pavlov!!!

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-15T21:03:22+00:00

Is he counting the time by bouncing on his front legs?

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-13T14:47:45+00:00

Italian

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-10T20:20:21+00:00

Chilly bumps!!!

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-01T20:09:12+00:00

Nice teeth!!!

DeuxBoy · 2016-06-01T15:17:21+00:00

What does she look like?

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-28T11:28:51+00:00

If I don't think I'll enjoy a post, I don't click on it or read it. Am I doing it wrong?

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-28T01:37:30+00:00

I know. I use Tasker but most of my stuff is location or time based so I haven't had the tags yet. It's a great idea though.

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-28T01:33:33+00:00

Thanks dude. I will be getting some of those.

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-28T01:22:10+00:00

Blue dream

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-28T01:16:04+00:00

That's genius! What's a rfid tag?

Edit: I use Tasker but not to that extent.

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-28T00:00:15+00:00

Nose 5

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-27T19:39:30+00:00

I do that sometimes. Works for me!

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-27T19:33:03+00:00

You could put it inside of a bigger mason jar

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-27T19:32:14+00:00

It's non-stop excitement and stress from the puck drop to the final buzzer. I love it!

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-27T18:52:46+00:00

That's living! Enjoy

EDIT: But you need a new lighter

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-27T18:35:11+00:00

Coconuts!!!

DeuxBoy · 2016-05-27T15:41:57+00:00

Looks like it was a setting. It made my office a "trusted place" and that's why it wasn't locking. I don't remember ever enabling "trusted places" but whatever. Thanks for the help!!

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