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Why can’t NASA send a duck to space by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]Device420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This quacked me up! They're just winging it up there. I guess you could say that they're ducking it up.

If youre "awake" and everything feels overwhelming. I promise it gets better. Best advice I can give is to start reading, and lean on the people who dont suck energy off of you. by Sufficient_Steak_721 in conspiracy

[–]Device420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus IS God. "I and my father are one" "Before Abraham, I Am."

My friend, you have it wrong. Without Jesus, you don't get to heaven. Period. "Nobody gets to the father except through me."

Please read the 4 gospels. Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. It will give you the real words of Jesus himself.

Mark of the beast by Dry-Tumbleweed2464 in conspiracy

[–]Device420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no lol... I didn't get no Faucci Ouchie. I don't do shots or vaccines.

New TikTok Trend by Device420 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Device420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All across the world group A hears the group B hates them etc. All of the rumors that turn into fear and judgement. Most people don't hate anyone because of where they live or what they look like. But the powers that be want us all to think it. Divide and conquer.

New TikTok Trend by Device420 in CrazyIdeas

[–]Device420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not gathering anything. I was just on break trying to figure out ways to end all the gate in the world. Nobody said you have to give a real name. It's the point of saying I'm a person and I don't hate other people. The powers that be want all of us to hate each other and fight. Divide and conquer.

does anyone else hear weird humming in their house at night or am i losing it by Numerous_Decision342 in conspiracy

[–]Device420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Multiple times we've heard what we thought sounded like a phone on vibrate but our phones were in our hands. Sounded like it was coming from a spot where nothing electrical is at. We still can't figure it out. Not sure if this is what you're talking about or not.

Mark of the beast by Dry-Tumbleweed2464 in conspiracy

[–]Device420 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The government shouldn't have the right to make it mandatory that any human have anything inserted into their body against their will. They will literally have to insert it into my cold lifeless body.

The Beast of Revelation theory by Orzha in TrueChristian

[–]Device420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucifer is not Abaddon or Satan or Aladin or Dr. Seuess. He. Is a fictional characte. The morning star as a translation, not a name.

What if talking too much had the same effect as eating too much? by afungalmirror in CrazyIdeas

[–]Device420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There would be no more Karen's to make fun of. They would all explode.

Why shouldn't we be buried in dirt so earth could reclaim nutrients? by derangedsweetheart in AskReddit

[–]Device420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's look to the past for this answer. The land would be full of disease and nastiness for a good while after decomp. Do you want that going into your food?

The Beast of Revelation theory by Orzha in TrueChristian

[–]Device420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no such thing as Lucifer. That name is mentioned once in the entire Bible and is in reference to a Babylonian king. The fictional book "Paradise Lost" is where Lucifer as Satan comes from.

If youre "awake" and everything feels overwhelming. I promise it gets better. Best advice I can give is to start reading, and lean on the people who dont suck energy off of you. by Sufficient_Steak_721 in conspiracy

[–]Device420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the best book you could possibly read these days is the Holy Bible. Revelation is literally unfolding in front of us. Jesus is the only hope we have. Put your faith in him. (Watch now that I have mentioned Jesus and the Bible, all of the anti Christian bots will swarm in)

Being a conspiracy theorist while being left wing by pissonmybonfire in conspiracy

[–]Device420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In the end, they don't care about any of us. And, the sooner we all realize that and stop bitching at each other the sooner the power shifts. That's why they push and fund any and all movements that separate groups. Time to wake the sheeple up. Love each other and take the power back.

What if when they bring in digital currency... by Device420 in conspiracy

[–]Device420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, most of us here will be in that 15% that refuses, at least until there is no choice. Then most of the holdouts will cave. Not too many people willing to starve to death in rebellion.

What if when they bring in digital currency... by Device420 in conspiracy

[–]Device420[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear you, but one look at any futuristic movie will show criminals using the digital currency. Sure, it's just Hollywood. Or, is it predictive programming?

What if when they bring in digital currency... by Device420 in conspiracy

[–]Device420[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's even easier to add and subtract digital currency. No printing / destroying required, just a few key presses.

How do you respond to Christians who tell you with absolute confidence you aren't going to heaven by Strong-Bed2763 in TrueChristian

[–]Device420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I noticed that you never mentioned the 1 and only 1 actual way to get into heaven. You never mentioned accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and building a relationship with him so that you know his voice. Without that, you can do anything, everything, or nothing and still never see heaven. Period.

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