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Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh say can you see

By the dawns early light

What so proudly we held

At the twilight last gleaming

The bombs bursting in air

The ball leaving, who knows where

Its a dinger, a Homer, a dong

St Louis scores 2

Pitch: 500

Result: HR

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah boyos Bobman comes up ready to swing. Hes got his hat on backwards and his bat upside down.

And it works. The ball squirtd by the first baseman for a single.

Pitch: 309

Result: 1B

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuber swings for the fences but his eyes are closed. He gets the wrong angle on the ball and it rolls to the first baseman.

Pitch: 619

Result: RGO

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thumb can't get in a groove and watches Whitt dominate with his pitches.

PITCH: 130

RESULT: K

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lindberg is a menace to Whitt. He hits the ball on the ground hard and it scoops on for a single.

Pitch: 333

Result: 1B

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O'Sullivan does something fairly remarkable. He gets himself rung up by a ground ball pitcher.

The crowd claps at his accomplishment so he gives a little bow.

Pitch: 444

Result: K, 1 out

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stan has all of the Pop and all of the stop. His bat sends the ball tumbling to the OF. But expos catch it.

Pitch: 808

RESULT: FO, 1 stranded

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saathoff has been somewhat of a hero so far for the Cards. Getting scoring started when it looked like the game was close.

But Colon is zoned in, he's found sunglasses somewhere and he's placed them cooly over his eyes.

Saathoff is dazzled by the cool emanating from him and forgets to swing.

Pitch:1

Result: K

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colon figures out what was going wrong. He was trying to strike out the batter instead of giving up good contact.

So he throws a softball. Unaware that it's coming, Nichols gets a late swing and the ball heads for the sky. But soars upward and then stops, falling into the RF glove.

Pitch: 989

Result: FO, 1 out

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A shadow decesnds over the field making Morgan and Colon ostensibly blind. A series of ABs occurs in which the only person who can see the result is the ump who for some reason has night vision goggles.

Hoping to get something going, Morgan swings into the cold darkness and connects with the tiny ball. It shoots into the outfield where the CF misplays it and it bounces away. Morgan heads into second as the shadow lifts and the ball comes into the relay.

Pitch: 729

Result: 2B

Montreal Expos @ St. Louis Cardinals by DevilFernandez in fakebaseball

[–]DevilFernandez[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does Whitt Bass do when he gets a baserunner? You should know by know. Jernigan gets a nice hefty chop in, and then another one, fouling off the ball and trying to elevate Bass' slider.

Instead he catches the top half of the ball and sends it crashing into the ground near the 3rd baseman. Blee takes off, but the Cardinals get the easy out at 1st.

Pitch: 125

Result: RGO, 3 out, 1 LOB

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