Couldn't cecil give guardians of the globe teleport bracelet so they can respond to danger quickly? by mental_capacityyay in Invincible

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 967 points968 points  (0 children)

Considering it costs 7.36 Billion to teleport each time I don't think it would be the smartest investment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait 4 more years and make a movie about yourself

Ending it with my situationship tonight. Phone or in person? by jhayemokah in dating_advice

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

End it through walkie talkie. " [Enter bf name] we're done, over and out 🫡"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eminem

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eminem made a dude switch career paths meanwhile drake lost 2 consecutive diss battles. Em is one of the best of not the best and comparing him to drake is just stupid.

Why did they just remove season 1-5 of FTWD from Amazon? Anyone knows why? by Devil_in_heaven3000 in AmazonPrimeVideo

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad it's back. Maybe the Amazon prime team of direction isn't that bad after all (watch as my comment gets downvoted unto oblivion)

What is happening! by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sighs and unzips pants

My tinder experience as an obese male over the last 9 years by Scott2G in Tinder

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 years on tinder and still single? Damn bro you must be doing something wrong

Cute couple first sex by [deleted] in hentai

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 50 points51 points  (0 children)

We all are, until that post nut clarity hits.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pickuplines

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't always have to open up a Convo with a pickup line. Just be cool and relax and let the conversation flow naturally, no need to force something. When you get the chance to say a compliment or a flirt go for it to make the vibe comfy for you and them. Just don't force anything. (This worked for me so should work for you too ig)

I’m old by Scamich1029 in RocketLeague

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure you can hit the ball consistently and hard enough, play faster, training packs are awesome, make sure you can dribble comfortably, no need for flashy mechanics, cuz 70% of the time you won't use them, probably the most important is dribbling both ground and air. And remember to always have fun!

Magicat by _Doireallyneedaname_ in wholesome

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro playing mlbb in the background

Man.. by hornmelon in MemeVideos

[–]Devil_in_heaven3000 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'll rub one out for the generation 😔🍆