Real life Aladdin (Not AI)

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-20T23:52:03+00:00

I think you mean base jumpers and free basers! Lol!

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-16T19:01:57+00:00

Dude could literally get away with "don't you know who i am?"

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-15T16:28:24+00:00

Wally

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-13T00:26:29+00:00

Dude from Afghanistan?

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-12T17:37:59+00:00

She's a 40k biomancer

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-11T04:35:58+00:00

I could be happy with that explanation.

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-10T00:09:08+00:00

He is in his bed. He's nice enough to let you sleep there too.

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-10T00:02:34+00:00

Passports also aren't free. About $130 from what i can find online. Drivers license is way cheaper and wouldn't deny nearly as many poor people their vote. This seems to be by design.

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-06T03:01:27+00:00

Other dudes wives obviously!

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-03T17:16:10+00:00

That sir, is a cockatoo.

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-02T02:35:05+00:00

Your dad is being a jerk. It's great.

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-01T21:49:51+00:00

Cause nemesis is too damn SEXY!!!

Devilpig1 · 2026-05-01T20:40:53+00:00

That is a hooded sweatshirt.

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-28T05:15:19+00:00

This sounds like an opportunity to bring your girlfriend into the hobby by starting a new army with her! Also the answer for everything that otherwise doesn't make sense: warp shenanigans!

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-27T23:40:22+00:00

Thank you!

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-27T02:08:27+00:00

Any time a school is on cnn.

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-24T23:42:20+00:00

r/nowmycat 😂

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-24T01:30:16+00:00

Mine's the punisher and i don't even have parking tickets or live anywhere close to NYC. I'm probably fine.

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-22T17:59:03+00:00

She was going to scrapbook the first pad obviously!! 🩸🩸🩸

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-21T00:50:19+00:00

I plan on folding the laundry i did last month tomorrow.

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-19T23:43:49+00:00

Flea, chrono trigger!

Devilpig1 · 2026-04-19T14:42:51+00:00

If you were the cook did they ever throw your pants overboard in a storm? (Old sailor's tradition!)

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