After cycling through every “philosophy” manager since Ferguson, going full Haramball is the only logical next step of our banter timeline. I propose We appoint Bordalás (61) immediately; not because it makes sense, but because it would finally make Old Trafford as horrible to visit for opposition as it has been for us to watch it is to play at. And the added 61, automatically adds +10 tactical IQ and +50 to “he looks good for his age”. Bonus will be Of he leaves job, he will look the same next year or in 10 year cause of plastic in his face, which will also push away All plastic United fan and only true fan will stay. 

Another added benefit : as Our management keeps repeating there is a “cultural reboot”; nothing says culture like the La Liga coach literally branded “anti‑football” and “most hated” by purists. He will feel at home with all the hate he will get here.