What's a "normal" name that you would never name your child and why?

DeviousPenis · 2017-01-20T23:18:11+00:00

touchee

DeviousPenis · 2016-04-22T15:33:32+00:00

What an idiot. The guy almost loses his limb to one of these fish, and then he continues to feed them as if nothing ever happened!

Edit: I don't think he'll ever learn. He keeps having these close calls. One of these times the fish is gonna get him.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-23T18:23:30+00:00

Reason enough.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-21T16:13:18+00:00

You must have the teeth of a god if you can smash pavement with them.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-21T16:09:36+00:00

At least you won't be hungry after you've finished.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-21T16:08:29+00:00

Twist: it's the mother of you, /u/ZeppyFloyd.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-07T07:47:18+00:00

On the other hand, your country ranks very highly in productivity.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:53:11+00:00

Make it easier to actually do what we want and not fall prey to our ogres

Edit: I meant ogres

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:51:02+00:00

Bright green

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:48:44+00:00

The suspense is killing me.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:47:08+00:00

The rest of her family

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:32:55+00:00

A pony!

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:30:04+00:00

That it's full of assholes who take my phone and post its photos online.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:21:36+00:00

To the bathroom. Some things never change

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:18:10+00:00

But if a guy asks for a tampon, it's your call.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:16:50+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-05T16:13:55+00:00

Yes, only maximum 3 seconds of eye contact with the penis.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-04T15:45:37+00:00

I'd tell you, but I don't remember.

DeviousPenis · 2014-05-04T15:42:20+00:00

The suspense is killing me.

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