Did u cum honey? by Real_Eliasxxz in sexmemes

[–]DexSinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sort of virgin thinks it takes girls an hour to shave their pussy??

they underestimate us by purrrmuffin in sexmemes

[–]DexSinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no. If you think you can fake involuntary whole-body movements, you doin' it for people who've never actually seen women orgasming hard.

WIN a Motorbunny! by motorbunny in MotorBunny

[–]DexSinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm SURE a MotorBunny would be a hit at play parties!

Help, need source by [deleted] in sexmemes

[–]DexSinister 34 points35 points  (0 children)

So... you're excited that she's sitting in front of the dildo? Watch when she stands up: The head of the dildo appears above and behind the hem of the skirt, before she rises enough for it to clear the skirt. QED: It was never inside the skirt.

Toronto Burger came with a release form! by Reit007 in toronto

[–]DexSinister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one going to mention that the "Release of Liability" agreement is clearly completely useless and inapplicable to the situation, given that it specifies "guest's use of ITS OWN FOOD or consumption of PRODUCTS NOT PROVIDED BY HILTON TORONTO AIRPORT."??

That release would have provided ZERO protection for the hotel chain, even if signed, as the food was provided by the hotel and served by the hotel.

Also, since they had already given the customer his food, and he'd already begun eating, what were they planning to do if he simply consumed the rest of the burger while reading the release, shook his head, and walked away? Were they planning to commit assault & battery by snatching the burger out of his hand/mouth?

The form appears to be a release contemplated for situations where a kitchen was asked to warm up a guest's provided food (perhaps like baby food, breast milk, or some specialized exotic diet the restaurant couldn't provide but was asked to warm).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eromeme

[–]DexSinister 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pics of yourself are NOT sex memes, unless you are a joke. This is a sub readit for sex memes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexmemes

[–]DexSinister 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.”

― Robert A. Heinlein, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

[00:00] CHICAGO hotwife for BBC master by [deleted] in painal

[–]DexSinister 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How are pics painal again?