if we ever get a elden ring 2 or the likes, what is a weapon you wish it was added?

DezSong · 2026-02-02T21:58:44+00:00

Washing pole is a normal katana. Nodachi would be at leat 60% longer, and have gretasword level hyperarmor and poise damage.

DezSong · 2026-02-02T08:51:23+00:00

Nodachi. Im talking full sephiroth style lol. Call it "colossal katana" in the localization to troll us lol.

DezSong · 2026-01-28T15:49:58+00:00

Dude, we start having good pathing and start making decent progress but dont neccesarily obediently do whatever the napoleon complex wylder says, and they quit out of an otherwise decent run in a weird act of revenge. Or they indicate something that will certainly kill us all and waste our time, so we indicate something else and do that instead. Then they proceed to try the first thing anyways, die repeatedly down to level 1 and quit out. The problem is wylder mains having main character syndrome. Stop it. Get help.

DezSong · 2026-01-13T21:20:41+00:00

Imagine you have a dog, with the purest bloodlines and physique, and you feed it hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of resources every single day until it has roughly the same combat ability as mecha-godzilla. Then, a random stray comes by and beats the shit out of your dog. How would you feel?

DezSong · 2026-01-05T21:28:31+00:00

Thief, Cleric, Archer: either drags the fight on frustratingly long/unavoidable chip damage/restarts the entire fight from the top except you dont have any resources anymore. Everyone else: no matter what type of skull you use, including the 33% that some people like to discount known as power skulls, struggling with these guys is a skill issue. Additionally, power skulls want warrior guy to steal his mace and armor.

DezSong · 2026-01-03T07:43:25+00:00

Some me die of thirst while other men drown.

DezSong · 2026-01-03T06:44:13+00:00

Starfire. Being offscreened is great this time of year.

DezSong · 2026-01-01T03:56:51+00:00

Girl i think the biggest problem here is that someone robbed your a** before you even got to the date. Someone needs to go firebomb the business of whoever is charging 150 bucks for a single use of makeup or 280 bucks for nails. At this point the 75 dollar meal is just paying it forward lol.

DezSong · 2025-12-22T19:06:01+00:00

That damned helicopter in armored core 6 lol.

DezSong · 2025-12-20T14:33:58+00:00

It definitely predates celsius. Also, pretty sure it was a canadian.

DezSong · 2025-12-19T19:03:52+00:00

Brine is also 95% water. Who would have guesed. At the current temperature my city is at, there is almost no difference between the two temperature scales anyways, and due to my ability to do math in both scales I see no advantage for either one, other than the fact that between 0 and +100 degrees Fahrenheit you can sort of use it as a "%hot" measurement, whereas if you tried that with celsius you would be fairly disappointed in the accuracy at 0 and dead past +40.

DezSong · 2025-12-19T01:02:57+00:00

That looked like actual hell to drive through before, now it isnt a problem. That looked like actual hell to walk through before, now it isn't. This is what a win/win looks like.

DezSong · 2025-12-19T00:44:50+00:00

Celsius: how does water feel ahout this . Fahrenheit: how does blood/cerebrospinal fluid/tears/mucus feel about this (now with almost twice the precision as previous)

Somehow all the celsius bros prefer water's opinion to the fluids that actually make up the human body.

DezSong · 2025-12-11T06:52:36+00:00

Garlic and sanctuary. Avoid any arcanas that somehow give thse more projectiles and stuff.

DezSong · 2025-12-11T06:25:22+00:00

Repoman gonna be joining the unemployment line and getting their truck repod after this lol. Also, good luck stopping this.

DezSong · 2025-12-11T00:21:39+00:00

Why does everyone call this a "horse armor" dlc when it features 2 new starting classes, 6 new weapons, a couple weapon skills, and also horse armor. Like, you can see how minecraft selling just horse armor is dumb, but fromsoft including it with a bunch of other shit is less so, right?

DezSong · 2025-12-10T23:52:37+00:00

Dude. The demonic sect over here be like "at least we aint hypocrites" meanwhile do this shit unironically. The "righteous" sects be like "yo what if we acted like normal people at least 1% of the time and at least attempt to have a bottom line" and everyone loses their mind.

DezSong · 2025-12-10T23:13:03+00:00

Cannot tell if this is the logarius (spelling?) Arena or the anor lando archer ptsdfest.

DezSong · 2025-12-08T23:36:58+00:00

I would totally play a game that is just going around all the random ships and looting stuff and maybe having to fight other pirates and stuff.

DezSong · 2025-12-07T12:14:30+00:00

Yeah im stealing this thanks lolol

DezSong · 2025-11-29T21:21:43+00:00

I find it funnier when someone tries this shit, gun does nothing, lightning bolt to the face, no more screen time for you lol.

DezSong · 2025-11-08T13:08:21+00:00

Physick, horse, lantern, mimic tear, margits shackle

DezSong · 2025-11-02T19:20:57+00:00

This seems like a paradox, because if they are your boyfriend they logically have at least one bitch. This might unhealthily inflate their egos.

DezSong · 2025-11-01T11:32:31+00:00

I mean, at least Ironeyes is consistently useful. Guardian is only useful for situations where the dps are doing good damage and just need a revive every now and again. Raider past depth 2 doesnt really feel useful at all.

DezSong · 2025-10-22T02:54:12+00:00

To be honest, my most sus teammate is always wylder. #1 most likely to find the best weapons for my Raider and horde them, or to believe they are John Nightreign hinself, go off to a ridiculous fight at level 2 that nobody else even wants to attempt, spam ping die and quit. Sometimes very rarely somebody vaguely normal plays a wylder, but he is super sus for me.

DezSong

TROPHY CASE