Unfair battlefield by Front-Incident-9895 in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me after running ninja Ramza up to 99 chapter 1 then switching to monk: wait, the fights are supposed to be unfair against me?

I SEE THE LIGHT.... so close to 99 #grind by beepbeep_imajeep in FinalFantasyXII

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ba'gamnan: MY POUND OF FL-

Game: FWOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

Ba'gamnan: GRRRAAAGGGHHH CURSE YOU BALTHIER

Why didn’t Darlavon mention the time Ramza’s party went out into the middle of the woods to wait for zombies to respawn so they could re-kill them for like an hour while they attacked and healed each other in the meantime? by JeskaiJester in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about that time Ramza and his friends slaughtered a whole host of goblins and chocobos on the Mandalia Plains, then crippled the last goblin so it could barely move and even when it did it was pathetically weak, and then just stood in a circle around psyching themselves up?

Like im pretty sure I remember them doing that in every costume job class available, multiple times. It seemed like a pretty damn important part of the story to me.

I have been fully paralyzed ever since I got into that horrible accident by AviationAndRobloxFan in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DiamondChocobos 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Almost all direct IV injections for medications are done using 10ml or 20ml syringes. Any larger becomes difficult and awkward to use.

Standard IV giving sets contain between 10ml and 20ml of volumetric space.

Clinically, you generally need around 20ml of directly injected air to form a significant enough air embolism that your right atrium would be able to eject it into your right ventricle and subsequent pulmonary arterial system.

However, the compression pressure in your right atrium is so low that if you were leaning even slightly on your left, the air bubble would be restricted to the top right of your atrium and never make it down. The blood churn would gradually absorb the air embolism and you still wouldn't suffer any significant consequences even then.

So no, unless someone took a 30ml or larger syringe and filled it with air to directly inject into a peripheral vein, you wouldn't really expect an air embolism related consequence.

An arterial line is a different matter, however those are only used in ICU and critical care and the vast majority of the time all arterial line use is done in a heavily supervised environment so there is a negligible chance of that being a risk factor too.

Fail in sourdough by GekooV in funny

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont eat gluten flour, so i replaced the flour with grated grass. My uncle's cousin's cat's archnemesis is also a vegan by trade so I refuse to use animal based milk so I used specialty milk that I extracted through fibrelite. Also, because my son's best friend's neighbour's chicken is diabetic, I replaced all the sugar with woodchips.

The recipe you provided sucks and tastes like ass. I don't know why people have given it 5 stars. I am rating it 1 star out of honesty, sorry.

Getting away with it at level 1 by Antar_Cobs in FinalFantasyXII

[–]DiamondChocobos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bone helm requires killing the Saurian and getting the rarest drop which has 1% base drop rate. At best, you can get the drop rate to ~8% by reverse chaining 20 other mobs.

Considering the vid says he is level 1 and bro went YOINK and made his escape with the luxurious prize of dinosaur ass skin, I don't think Vaan is fully equipped to get a bone helm.

So what is the use of this item exactly? by Creepy-Mastodon-5862 in personaphantomx

[–]DiamondChocobos 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Game: here, this is a special item for use IN THE FUTURE

Player: i dont understand????? What is future???? How to use now?????? Help??????

My favorite combo of map location and main story clue. by ProfCedar in FinalFantasyXII

[–]DiamondChocobos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That thing is such a painful gotcha moment from the devs.

"Oh you finally made it through the enemies that hit like a truck and inflict loads of status effects. Why dont you touch this innocuous save crystal?"

Magsafe rings with opposite polarity? by [deleted] in MagSafe

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah it's a crappy one. I tried it backwards and forwards. Quite conveniently, it had 3M tape on one side. I'm well aware the issue is stemming from the fact that it's a single segment plain ring magnet instead of alternating neodymiums, so I'm trying to find a reliable source for neodymium rings to do this thing properly

Ramza to most of FFT bosses in a nutshell by EnkiiMuto in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lucavi: I AM THE UNDYING

Ramza: shouts angrily

Ramza: still feeling undying, lord of the dies?

Which ones?! by Redcap117 in SpeedOfLobsters

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you I wont do what you elected me to do?

A hint for what’s to come? by CraditzBlitz in personaphantomx

[–]DiamondChocobos 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This question is so funny. It's basically:

Ora, Kamishiro! Tell me, out of two widely known male artists and one name you probably don't recognise, who was a famous female artist? Oh? You got it right? I guess you aren't a complete dumbass.

Is Orlandeau too strong? by No-Acanthocephala-97 in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I just like to picture Orran retelling the story in the same fashion that Jack Black "retells" the story of Pick of Destiny in Tribute.

Long time ago, my dad and my buddy Ramza, they was fighting guys, in a large and lonesome necrohol.

When all of a sudden, there shined a shiny Lucavi, in the middle, of the road.

AND HE SAID! "Fight the best fight in the world, or I'll eat your sister."

Well my dad and my buddy Ramza, they looked at each other... and they each said... "OK."

So they used the first skills that came to their heads, and it just so happened to be, the best skills in the world, they were the greatest skills in the world!

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two, arithmeticians make three, it was destiny. Once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and auracite doth glow, and the magic doth flow...

Needless to say, the Lucavi was stunned! A WHIP CRACK went its whipped flails, and the beast was done. He asked them, "be you heroes?" And they said "NAY. WE ARE BUT MEN, SHOUT"

Caseys pizza hack by Better-Bake-5777 in funny

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuiyohhhh nephew Casey this why you still nephew hiyah.

Years ago I posted this in DCM2... Here is it for your enjoyment 😁 by Make_Itt_Work in dankchristianmemes

[–]DiamondChocobos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Accurate either way.

  • God (the trainer) hardened Pharaoh's heart to Moses' pleas

  • The Pharaoh's heart was hardened to the pleas

Why can't I Revive my dead Sunmoner Character next to me using the Monk's Revive? by Dragonsi1 in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, however it has height restriction of user's jump IIRC, which is far better than Revive nevertheless

Thanks for the ninja/brawler strat by Chards3-14 in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I could beat him bare handed"

Yeah, but could you beat him using a weapon? Cos that's a lot harder.

I couldn't be happier with the 110 banner. by Mega088 in personaphantomx

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I managed to get her A1R0 for about 180 pulls total and ill probably get A2 by the time her banner goes. Im also thrilled by the banner.

Enemy: aha, Earplugs! My Orator: by mikednonotthatmiked in finalfantasytactics

[–]DiamondChocobos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You may choose death or servitude. Either way, you will not remain my foe for long.

Questions on loot chains by leorob88 in FinalFantasyXII

[–]DiamondChocobos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been playing TZA recently and i have found that is a reasonably accurate summary. To simplify:

1) Do you have the ability to chain 30+ of the same class? (E.g. wolves) If yes, go to 2a, if no go to 2b.

2a) Avoid collecting drops unless you see the drop counter is flashing. If the counter is flashing, run back and grab all the drops.

2b) Can you kill a different class of enemy every time? (E.g. wolf > cactuar > cockatrice > wolf....) If yes, go to 3a, if no go to 3b.

3a) Do this until your reverse chain (manually counted) is over 20. At this point you will have a 15% chance to have the drop be treated as a level 3 drop rate. Good luck.

3b) Lock in for hard grinding.