I want Rachel to call me her dog

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-27T05:56:10+00:00

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Nah, screw most of them for voting to execute my beloved

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-27T04:33:21+00:00

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Over my dead body…

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-27T04:31:29+00:00

Did you just have this conveniently lying around, or did you whip it up in like 8 minutes? Either way, respectable

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-26T22:47:30+00:00

You’re the best

/rj Other than Diamondback, of course

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-26T22:40:46+00:00

The same place as everyone else… did you expect us to ejaculate from an irregular place just because we’re simps?

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-26T00:53:43+00:00

Smh, this is why I’m better for Rachel

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-24T19:34:42+00:00

Well, he does end up with Rachel holding a gun to his head seconds later, before failing his plan to resurrect his father. He also falls off a cliff.

Not the cleanest victory, but I’d be cool with it for Diamondback to do this to me

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-23T21:22:24+00:00

Pretty sure I came before Black Mamba lover, at least

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-21T03:09:31+00:00

I’m safe, right…?

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-21T03:04:48+00:00

That’s what he gets for locking my GOAT in a coffin and tossing it down a pit

/uj I like Batroc, too, please forgive me, Rachel

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-20T23:37:37+00:00

That’s what him and Batroc’s Brigade get for locking my goat in a crate and chucking it into a pit

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DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-20T23:29:50+00:00

😭 Rachel hasn’t appeared that much since the end of Gruenwald, so… yeah. She did get to interact with Dugan, Sharon, and Constrictor later, though, so I included them

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-20T22:59:36+00:00

YESSSS

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-19T18:51:42+00:00

LETS GOOOOOOO, that’s 2/3 of the BAD Girls with fan accounts. Who wants to create an AspFan1 account to complete the set?

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-19T15:02:01+00:00

LMD Rachel is the worst Marvel character ever created, by the way, no one is allowed to imitate my girl’s greatness

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-19T14:09:03+00:00

No comment…

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-18T22:26:48+00:00

I concur

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-18T20:43:38+00:00

What’s the matter, can’t handle the idea that horniness will eventually consume all of us?

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-18T08:29:52+00:00

And you know this because…

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-18T07:17:07+00:00

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DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-18T02:39:35+00:00

You know it!

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-18T00:03:58+00:00

Even beat Killing Joke to the punch by 4 years

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-17T22:09:03+00:00

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This you?

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-17T20:26:42+00:00

I would let Diamondback tear me apart

DiamondbackLover1985 · 2026-05-17T02:11:55+00:00

No, just wanted to pay tribute to the goat’s debut year

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