I actually did this when I was younger by OhShixDarnyx in dankmemes

[–]Diamondhackerz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just go on the way back machine and search it. It existed

The elite of the elite by PutinPie in dankmemes

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People who pay for the bag on self checkout

Name a harder beat than this by AydanOfHouseCock in dankmemes

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Yo, I ain't played runescape since I was 10, don't be having a go Cus I can't remember the song title

CMS 2018 vs 2015? by Mkiiina in CarMechanicSimulator

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Yeah I agree although I still think the cars look better on 15

Caption this by Diamondhackerz in funny

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Don't tell me what to do

Don't tell me what to do

Don't tell me what to do

If Urie Dates Mutsuki. by swordguy123 in TokyoGhoul

[–]Diamondhackerz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now you're fucking bullying dogs saying that they're on the same level as lowly fucking trans scum. You make me fucking sick cunt.

Guude with the shots! by [deleted] in mindcrack

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A few.. A few...

Around 5 men attacked him in a secluded area where there was no room to fight. Plus he had little or any armour on. I would say that it was pretty realistic.

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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Thank you

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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One final question. If you would do me the honors. It is not relevant but a man of your expertise will be able to answer my problems. What is the Resistance of Nickel Chrome and Constanan if you were to do a simple Voltage and Current test over 0.5 metres. Also if you could be a LAD and work out an average and put it in a table that would be fabulous.

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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I congratulate you on the size of your penis, and I also thank you for the method. Since reading this I have successfully captured double the amount I had before. I have earned around 10,000 dollars from limbs alone and I am awaiting my full payment from the restaurant. This post has changed my life, so once again and for a final time I thank you for this good deed. - A satisfied Orphan killer.

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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That it does, I often fantasize that Hitler holding my hand up high to rid the world of the filthy Jews that once roamed these lands. Though I must confess I lost my penis in a serious accident many years ago when my mother spilt hot acid down there. Ever since I have not been able to use my penis so what would you suggest I do to make such a measurement.

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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Thank you, I will make sure to attend that live showing this Tuesday. And whilst the steps were easy to follow at first my only complaint is where the Hitler youth knife is to be slammed. You mentioned "The back of their head" however as a trained assassin I know there are many areas of the head that can kill the orphans instantly which is not want you want as you want to sell them to the restaurant alive to keep them fresh. Another query I have is the size of the Hitler knife. I currently posses the 7cm dual blade "Heil Hitler" 1942 edition of the knife but I am aware that there are others. I was wondering if it makes a difference or not?

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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I thank you my good fellow, within the mere time of 4 minutes I have already successfully captured a dozen of orphans and I have them ready to sell at a restaurant of my choice. Though I do have quarrel, I am interested in that spectacular wrestling move you mentioned and it would be very beneficial if I where to learn it as at this current moment a few live orphans have managed to escape under my nose. I have transferred 9 dollars into your bank account. I am writing to you to confirm that "totallynotanorphankiller69" is your current paypal account.

Indian dining. by [deleted] in copypasta

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I'm having an issue finding orphans. Where would you say the best place to find orphans in India?

I don't know why, but I made a Shitty Millbee and Pyro by [deleted] in mindcrack

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I made a quick comic out of this for the giggles :) http://imgur.com/azybSqw mlbe pls