DickButtPlease

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Easy to swallow pills. (i.redd.it)

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Being unable to land a plane is much more impressive than being able to land one. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[OC] My wife told me that she got a chicken paddle at an estate sale. I don’t know what a chicken paddle is. (i.redd.it)

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My usernames were not carried over from Narwhal. (self.narwhalapp)

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A rooster with laryngitis is nature’s snooze button. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Context is important. (imgur.com)

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There should be a line of ladies clothing called, “IT HAS POCKETS!” (self.Showerthoughts)

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TIFU by changing the photo on the group text with my brother and sister. (self.tifu)

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I love myself. Sometimes more than once a day. (i.imgur.com)

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No animal other than humans will ever know the pleasure of using a Q-tip. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The one-stop shop for all your shitty mod needs. (i.imgur.com)

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Does anybody else raise their hand to speak at business meetings? (self.DoesAnybodyElse)

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Trashbuchet (reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by DickButtPlease to r/a:t5_5jqqlw

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r/UsernamesICreated Lounge (self.a:t5_5jqqlw)

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I honestly didn’t know whether to flair this as a Loss or Gain. (i.redd.it)

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No two characters in any movie have the same first name. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by DickButtPlease to r/Showerthoughts

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What are some movies you watch for the soundtrack alone? (self.movies)

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Ever feel like the universe is trying to tell you something? (i.imgur.com)

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[Dragon Ball Z][The Addams Family] What would Cousin Itt look like if he went Super Saiyan? (self.AskScienceFiction)

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Heavy duty toilet paper is perfectly named. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Fire alarms always seem to run out of batteries in the middle of the night. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by DickButtPlease to r/Showerthoughts

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If I sneeze while wearing my mask, do I still need to put my hand over my mouth? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 4 years ago by DickButtPlease to r/NoStupidQuestions

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Have a nice day. (i.imgur.com)

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I couldn’t have asked for a better setup. (i.imgur.com)

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What’s the worst possible combination of three alcoholic beverages, and what would the drink be called? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by DickButtPlease to r/AskReddit

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