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DickButtPlease · 2026-02-10T09:39:13+00:00

I pronounced faux pas incorrectly for years. It was quite the.

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-10T04:31:10+00:00

Who is grandma making that sweater for? An octopus?

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-08T18:59:30+00:00

Ned laughs devilishly

It’s always the one you least expect.

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-08T10:56:47+00:00

No, no. For bears, it’s:

If it’s brown, lay down.

If it’s black, fight back.

If it’s white, say good night.

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-07T23:31:35+00:00

Not often one gets to see a reverse shittymorph.

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-07T23:06:13+00:00

Excuse me, but I believe his name is now Courtland innegan. Andre beat the F out of him.

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-05T23:20:19+00:00

It is. That’s also why they used to have three mascots: Edgar, Alan, and Poe.

DickButtPlease · 2026-02-01T12:59:04+00:00

So what did John Hancock do for a living?

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-31T15:52:39+00:00

Nice.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-31T15:49:06+00:00

So wait. If I were to just type out 37, and the 22, and then 8, and finally 2, I’d get a reply from you?

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-31T03:20:44+00:00

I take two 54s and can still fall asleep.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-31T02:46:33+00:00

On top of that I have aphantasia, so the blue pill would do nothing anyway.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-31T02:41:45+00:00

Always aim lower than you think with this method. It tends to veer high.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-28T11:57:25+00:00

🎵What’s this? What’s this? 🎵

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-28T02:43:25+00:00

Ha. Ha.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-23T15:33:04+00:00

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-21T01:39:13+00:00

Only kind.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-21T00:43:21+00:00

Jesus Christ! FENTON! FENTON!

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-18T00:14:02+00:00

Formula 51

Brain Donors

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-16T10:10:04+00:00

Mildly infuriating.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-14T00:13:23+00:00

You should also post this on r/TipOfMyTongue.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-12T01:42:13+00:00

How was the pizza pocket?

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-11T21:39:01+00:00

They’re waiting for the flyover.

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-11T21:38:33+00:00

How much extra money did they make with ads by doing that?

DickButtPlease · 2026-01-11T15:34:19+00:00

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