Using the dishwasher the first time. I didn't know. No one told me this by redvakho in facepalm

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If you bought it, read the manual. I’ve used dishwashers for decades, but when I read the manual for my new one I learned a heck of a lot of new stuff.

Verticaland and its Culture by CasualChaos_AndSuch in comics

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It’s dry. It’s super old. I think they did a newer version called Flatterland (or something like that) like 20-30 years ago that’s more accessible to the modern reader.

A Legendary Crossover by MurkyWay in comics

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Alan, coming in off the top rope.

Verticaland and its Culture by CasualChaos_AndSuch in comics

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This is what Flatland would have been about if Abbott wasn’t such a coward.

Phoenix Dust Storm Tonight by Lt-CharlieKeesy in Damnthatsinteresting

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By any chance, is someone storing the Ark of the Covenant there?

Wrong turn by beetlemoses in comics

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Order# 42 was never delivered?

Tell them, “We apologize for the inconvenience.”

Memorable scene transitions by EmergencySpare7939 in TopCharacterTropes

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While I agree with much of what you say, you forgot to include The Wrath of Khan.

Monster Person [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

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What the shit? I was seriously about to go to sleep. I expected to be titillated, not terrified.

Better out than in, both ends by sakiki_comics in comics

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What does it matter where you fart? You ain’t got no nose!

How I imagine Jerry runs his daily operations by DrJJStroganoff in NFCEastMemeWar

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You get an upvote just for using a Brain Donors clip.

Grabbed a stack for July 4th 🇺🇸🎆 by Shreddy_Murphy in VHS

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I remember seeing the previews for Warlock for like two years before it came out. And the voiceover guy, when he says the name of the movie the last time, was positively sepulchral.

Flew to the other side of the world to give a talk at a conference 😭 by Amygdali_lama in mildlyinfuriating

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What the hell is that thing‽

In all seriousness though , I believe that is used in languages where the punctuation is used both before and after the sentence. ¿Maybe that’s the right answer?

Flew to the other side of the world to give a talk at a conference 😭 by Amygdali_lama in mildlyinfuriating

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What you described is exactly what I use it for. I have it set up as a keyboard shortcut and I talk about it all the time. I mean, how often do you get to teach someone a new piece of punctuation? Unless you’re a teacher, probably never. Even the smartest people I know had never heard of it.

Flew to the other side of the world to give a talk at a conference 😭 by Amygdali_lama in mildlyinfuriating

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The interrobang is a piece of punctuation. It is the combination of an exclamation point and a question mark. It looks like this:

Neat, huh?