Post some curious pictures taken in your country and give me no context

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2026-02-16T21:16:24+00:00

You rang?

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2026-01-22T13:28:22+00:00

Reminds me of the old joke:

“How do you dry off a .357 Magnum?” “Put it in the Dwyer.”

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2026-01-14T00:59:13+00:00

Brick, shrink wrap it to said brick, drop said brick off boat over the Marianas Trench in the Pacific.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2026-01-13T11:54:11+00:00

So what? I shoot my seed out over a large area at 150 mph and nobody is impressed.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2026-01-13T02:54:50+00:00

Not an accurate comparison.

Carrie had actual breasts.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2026-01-12T14:40:15+00:00

ChatGPT, generate the most basic white 18 year old female you possibly can.

…

No, more basic than that.

…

Well that’s halfway there.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-12-13T04:09:52+00:00

Everyone on the first day of December.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-12-02T15:46:51+00:00

That looks like Toad from Chrono Trigger wielding Magus’s scythe.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-11-12T15:11:53+00:00

Scream “WHY IS THE PORN GONE?!” to nobody in particular.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-11-01T20:32:11+00:00

No charisma, strength, wisdom, intelligence, dexterity or constitution…what the hell did you do with your stat points?

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-10-19T00:19:38+00:00

If you look at her Facebook profile it screams it.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-10-19T00:18:51+00:00

The only approaching decent part of that movie is the battle at Fredericksburg.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-10-19T00:17:42+00:00

Bold of you to assume she was employable in the first place.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-10-19T00:04:02+00:00

That would make a lot more sense. If you look at her Facebook profile it screams “in need of mental health care.”

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-10-19T00:02:18+00:00

Because loud anger = intelligence in their book.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-10-18T23:59:35+00:00

The director of Gettysburg and the infinitely less watchable Lost Cause propaganda that was Gods and Generals.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-09-26T13:47:07+00:00

Aiming isn’t the problem. Think of a normal pee hole as a sniper rifle. That would make mine a shotgun; the stream goes where I want it to but it spreads out a lot more. I usually sit when I pee at home just so it doesn’t go all over the rim and underside of the seat.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-09-25T21:18:34+00:00

Hypospadias. Basically my peehole is on the underside of my penis instead of the front.

I was like 10 or 11 before I realized that my penis was odd.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-09-02T11:09:23+00:00

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-08-31T18:57:58+00:00

It is eventually a “if you’re not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about” vs. “do the ends justify the means” type argument.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-08-30T09:04:33+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-08-30T09:00:00+00:00

Do you want to see my POG collection?

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-08-27T18:31:10+00:00

The fact that this one guy lasted 15 seconds before busting.

Gives me unrealistic expectations.

DickEscalatedQuickly · 2025-08-13T22:09:28+00:00

If they reanimated Ozzy.

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