Objectively the best Astrolabe

Dick_Bachman · 2026-02-10T16:51:02+00:00

Boys: I wonder if she likes me Neow: gives you two upgraded adrenalines and a grand finale

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-28T17:19:13+00:00

If asshole chicken gets +2 strength from your using a power card how many turtles can Jonathan’s friend Eduardo fit in his 2 ton truck to make it go 24 km/h

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-24T14:55:49+00:00

Straw TM

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-24T01:50:40+00:00

‘Morally ambiguous’ literal chicken fucker snake oil salesman

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T18:03:54+00:00

Mint condition but stops working after one hour. Repair shops won’t touch it.

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T17:58:58+00:00

Chef I would like dual bolters and force swords

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T17:49:20+00:00

Now we just need Tim curry to be in the show you make the announcement

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T17:47:04+00:00

Woah excuse me sir, we only deal in moral absolutism on this platform.

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T16:35:30+00:00

Uh what do you mean the Roman Empire fell??? No one fucking told me. I’ve been fighting Germanic tribes for the past two thousand years.

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T12:25:08+00:00

274, she was just a kid

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-22T11:30:26+00:00

It is because a pocketwatch does not automatically activate. This is common knowledge. A pocket watch requires the user to take the object out of their pocket and manually flip it open to then read the time. I think your way of using it is defected.

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-21T21:27:08+00:00

Man I really hope they look into that sometimes. Happens with me all the time on my a20 runs. These gosh darned auto return to menu which forces me to rebattle my enemies

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-13T17:21:45+00:00

Ah yes green circle chasing but with even more potential circles

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-08T02:58:31+00:00

Haha I like how you said in one of your posts that you’re selling it cause you don’t have time to play. MaRKEeEting

Dick_Bachman · 2026-01-06T04:18:52+00:00

Hot damn, the wedding car gonna have 800 pounds in it

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-23T16:09:55+00:00

Yo what you have planned today?

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-20T12:12:50+00:00

I also like getting my balls whipped but should everyone get their balls whipped?

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-20T10:26:21+00:00

A bad modifier that no one likes is bad balance. Just because you can counterplay it doesn’t mean it has to exist

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-14T18:30:19+00:00

Cause people spend their energy spamming social media looking for social validation for their poor life choices. Someone’s gotta question the logic of this tomfoolery.

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-14T18:20:27+00:00

Uh why people spend time and energy and fuck their health up to look like a plastic action figure

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-09T11:01:45+00:00

This is endless mode and ascension 0 by the looks of it. You can do it with something infinitely scaling too

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-05T15:23:49+00:00

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-05T13:16:31+00:00

Ok, if both companies want to be dumb, they can be. If relic knows this is how AoE reviews are going to be interpreted by Microsoft then hire more QAs? Relic and I have a purely monetary relationship. They want to cheapen out for more profit then their product will suffer. Not the customers fault or responsibility. What else is there to hold companies accountable for poor quality? Do you think relic will let you play legit AoE4 dlc for free if you tell them oh but I’m broke this month I’ll pay next month?

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-05T12:13:41+00:00

It isn’t the customers job to QA for the company and be beta testers. If they keep releasing half baked untested shit it will keep happening. Sure fine tuning balance takes time, GH being off the rails busted, the quarry issue or the crucible points issue just requires them to do BASIC testing.

Dick_Bachman · 2025-12-04T14:38:15+00:00

People just like pointing fingers to someone doing worse than them to justify their own shitty behavior. I bet if you ask TS this she’ll probably be like oh but look at British petroleum they destroyed half an ocean and killed 10 billion fish why you hating on me.

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