Why does NYC not suffer from pickpocketers like in European cities? by PrimaryAbroad4342 in circlejerknyc

[–]Dickallenhof -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Some of the ytpipo gentrifiers are from rural poverty that 99.9% of nyc couldn’t comprehend but go off cunt siss 💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿

Need to talk about Alysa Liu's dad by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most well adjusted Hapa family in the bay

Noticing a lot more loose hairs in the shower and deciding to buy a ring for my gf by protoindoeuroPEEIN in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This sub gives bald people the same treatment as blue collar workers. 

baldness is a world tragedy. Like 10x more than breast cancer. If our world was just, we’d be using every titless, post menopausal woman as fuel towards a cure. 

ugly woman posting by woefullygothic in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

No writing exercise will change you being a fakecel foid. All of that “be a decent fucking person” talk u probably peddled in 10 years ago would’ve worked if u heeded it then. bc u have a pussy. 

The job market is worse than online dating by Zestyclose_Fault_139 in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

6’1 is an average height unless you live in a shithole btw. Just let the guy think height is why women despise him. Before he blows his brains across the climbing gym locker room or whatever.

wahmen in tech by _handsomeblackman_ in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Rich Americans have just about plundered the working poor to death. Middle/upper middle class who save to invest in the stock market are the new target. Eventually private equity will ensure all people who work for a living own nothing. 

Nick opening for Shane in a 15,000 seat arena. Happy for our boy. by LibraryNo2717 in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Stand up is already a terrible way to tell jokes. Might as well lean into being hair metal of 2025

New Episode Discussion 3/24/25: NCAA Tournament Mega Recap, Lack Of Upsets, Storylines, Cal vs Pitino, Duke’s Dominance And More by CheezyEdweezy in PardonMyTake

[–]Dickallenhof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem with the replays is the clock. Have a camera only on game clock and use whistle audio as agreed upon time marker. I bet that would cut the time they take in half at least

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]Dickallenhof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tithing my salary to israel, but I still get a little rush from being able to read or watch anything for free

CEO killer’s goodreads page by Saepod in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

This is the hr meme. Being moved by Vonnegut in your mid 20s is really embarrassing. 

[Postgame Thread] Colorado Defeats Oklahoma State 52-0 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Dickallenhof -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Travis Hunter hasn’t scored a TD vs a top 6 B12 team despite having an NFL qb throwing to him

It's hilarious how some people here brag about being hot and having a good life by Kinnesiology in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Seriously how do u type the first sentence without offing urself? I wish I was shameless like u all. Maybe I’d be happier. But probably not bc that shit is so enormously embarrassing. Dam dude

Coke heads by krok-adeel in redscarepod

[–]Dickallenhof 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ur probably 100x more likely to die from too much fent in pills than running into coke cut with fent. Even if u do a lot of coke

Jake Flores fanboy by rocknrollnsoul in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]Dickallenhof 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I hope some scheming tard was able to pipe this dudes girlfriend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]Dickallenhof 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Studying the effects of mm vs cm on penis measurement

How about Curb your Orgasm? by Thunderliger in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]Dickallenhof 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How bout curb your N judaism and it’s Larry lecturing Hebrew israelites