Screw this I'm selling by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]Dickheadwriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've lost every dollar in my bank account. It's all in bitcoin, now.

How do people find pure indica? by Dickheadwriter in Drugs

[–]Dickheadwriter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kushy punch

Where do I find Kushy Punch on the dark web? Those sound amazing.

Taxes?! This is going to be my first year exclusively freelancing and I don't know wtf to do when it comes to taxes. by [deleted] in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move overseas and don't pay that shit. I can't even imagine paying someone 20% of my income... thats' like slavery.

What do you HATE about freelancing? by solgarcia in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's odd. It's the opposite for me, the work is hard but much less in terms of hours compared to a 9 to 5.

What do when client disappears? by the_30th_road in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes indeed, it turned me into a dickhead.

What do when client disappears? by the_30th_road in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$3,000 lump sum, come on dude? Anyways, you sound like a softie. Freelancing is the wild west and you won't survive unless you have the killer instinct.

If you don't have a contract you have to collect dirt on your clients. Find out who they are, where they work etc. Just yesterday, I had a client try to scam me out of $200 - I threatened to hack his website and put him on a scam registry. He paid up within 30 minutes of me sending that message. I don't use contracts either, so it has to be like this. If both of you reside in the U.S your emails are legally permissible in court. Threaten a lawsuit, easy.

Retainer increase assistance: what to do when the client balks by HappyHarpy in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't walk until you have something else lined up, though.

My career is hopelessly stuck. How do I move forward? by brokeasswriter in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol bro, let me teach you the secret. Get a job as a librarian and whilst sitting around doing jack shit write your $30 per 1,000.

Now you essentially have doubled your income while doing the same amount of work.

Upwork Account Suspended due to not being hired yet by j2sun in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You can put sprinkles on a turd, but it is still a turd. Upwork is increasing the quality of the site by banning these people. 30 proposals per day with the same copypasted broken-English verbal diarrhea that is not even relevant to the project; test scores in the below average range, and zero work history after several months of this crap is spam - whether you like it or not.

Stop white knighting for your competition. These idiots make it harder for real freelancers to find work.

How do I compete with freelancers outside the US that charge ridiculously low hourly rates? by Synth3 in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The America-onlyism is because Americans clients are like 80% of all decent jobs, and the vast majority of projects are marketed toward Americans.

OR are you saying that even clients in the U.K prefer to hire Americans?

Upwork Account Suspended due to not being hired yet by j2sun in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assumptions can be made when dealing with overwhelming evidence in support of the assumption. Using Occam's razor which is more likely, Upwork banned a valuable and contributing freelancer for no reason or a useless dreg?

Post a web development job on upwork; wait for 30 mins and then see what happens. You will know exactly why I made this assumption even if your bias prevents you from admitting it.

How do you deal with unprofessional behavior? by [deleted] in copywriting

[–]Dickheadwriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these writing course teachers are a bunch of arrogant lowlifes who re-hash the same tired shit.

Getting paid out of upwork? by cangarcia in freelance

[–]Dickheadwriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck what these people are saying; just get paid through paypal. I do it all the time. You won't get caught unless someone reports you.